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Man Can Finally Die After Being Told Trump was Impeached

Michael Garland Elliott, 76, of Oregon “passed away peacefully” after his ex-wife lied to him and told him President Trump had been impeached.

From the Obituary:

Mike ran out of family long ago and is survived by his ex-wife and best friend, Teresa Elliott. Though their marriage ran aground, their friendship only grew stronger and hers was the last voice Mike heard. And the last thing she said to him was “Donald Trump has been impeached.” Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded.

Yeah, well, that’s the spin. Maybe he was a diehard Deplorable and she knew just what would kill him. This potential murder needs to be investigated immediately.

H/T the Washington Examiner.

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17 Responses to Man Can Finally Die After Being Told Trump was Impeached

  1. Impeached! How the anti-Trump-ers love the word “impeached”.
    Odds are they have no idea what it means or how it’s done or even what is required to make it happen.
    Resist! Another word they latched onto that means absolutely nothing and will only divide us further.
    Russia! Even if MrTrump was discovered to be Putin’s pen-pal and promised to be godfather to any of his children, it still wouldn’t be reason to remove him from office. It’s not illegal to talk to someone who was born in Russia. Yet, anyway.
    A faux enemy, a misunderstood legal term, and a stompy-foot attitude isn’t very American.

    • i think it’s two for each time a dead person votes. There is no limit to how many times a dead person can vote.

      This poor man better hope that the rumors that Donald Trump is a god are not true.

  2. I have never – in my life – seen so many people completely lose their freaking minds over a politician.

    A. Politician.

    Get GD a grip, leftists.

  3. And this is news? Did I somehow get the Daily Mail or something? Did the DNC release this with much gusto? “See! See! He was a Dem we can all be proud of! Fight! Resist!”