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Quote of the Day || October 19, 2015

“I’m glad one of the things presidents don’t have to do is make decisions.”

– Joe Biden

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14 Responses to Quote of the Day || October 19, 2015

  1. Oh come on Keith, go easy. Our current POTUS has had to make many tough decisions over these past 6 years.
    1. Do I trade 4, 5, or 6 terrorists for a deserter?
    2. I really don’t mind if Iran gets a nuke, just how do I keep it from happening on “my watch”?
    3. How do I keep speculation that I’m a secret Muslim from gaining traction when I only go to actual church a couple times a year?
    4. If I wanted to permanently slap down the U.S. economy do I take over the health care system, curtail energy production, make a grab for all the “waters of the U.S.”, promote open borders and illegal invasion, or just F it and do “all of the above”
    5. How can I make sure that no future POTUS will ever, ever, ever break my record for most golf rounds and most money spent on vacations during a Presidential term?

    Those are some really hard choices.

  2. “I’m glad one of the things presidents don’t have to do is make decisions.”

    I presume by now, Biden has “decided” not to eat the hot dogs revolving at 7-Eleven, so he is definitely qualified to be president.