Lindsey Graham made this cute video of him using various methods to destroy his cell phone after The Donald gave out his cell phone number.
Fine, a nice little bit of PR for Lindsey, courtesy of Trump. But I’d like to know what Graham’s doing with a cell phone that was probably used by Woodrow Wilson. I mean, seriously, a flip phone?
This of course disqualifies him to be president, unless he’d like to run retroactively in the 1916 election.
To his credit, I will say Graham looks like he can make pretty good use of a golf club – as noticed by one of our readers, Ron March. And his baseball swing doesn’t seem half bad either.