I’m always amused when people tell me to “ask someone on my staff” to do something.
That’s a problem. Here is the staff.
From left to right: Misha, Geronimo, B’yehly – “whitey” in Russian, without the racial connotations – and Onyx.
You see, while dedicated and loyal, they are not great with follow-through. It’s pretty much useless to ask them to do anything.
This is not exactly investigative journalism going on here.
I did think of one way of putting them to work. I’m making them the Complaint Department. Please address your issues to them.