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Official Who Called Netanyahu “Chickenshit” is Still in Hiding

An administration official who called Israeli Prime Minister “chickenshit” remains in hiding.

Another aide to President Obama, who refused to speak on the record, said the official was cowering behind a semicircular hole at the base of a wall in the West Wing and being fed cheese.

“He thinks if he comes forward he will lose his job and possibly have his Twitter account suspended,” the aide said. “So for now he’s behind a wall and refusing to come out, and we’re supplying him with water, cheese, some toys to play with, and a steady supply of Xanax.”

Meanwhile, President Obama refused to try to find out who the official was who did so much to damage the already flailing U.S.-Israeli relationship. “The president is afraid if he figures it out, he might actually have to fire somebody, and the president hates personal confrontation.”

Another senior aide to Obama said the official’s charge that Netanyahu is “chickenshit” was not merely a random accusation, but one based on “sound science.”

“We’ve studied this long and hard, consulted with researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and the National Institutes for Health, and the scientific community is in agreement: Netanyahu is a chickenshit.

White House officials dismissed criticism of the science, saying Netanyahu’s performance as an Israeli Defense Forces commando staging raids along the Suez Canal and deep within Syrian territory during the 1973 Yom Kippur War should have no bearing on Netanyahu’s status as a chickenshit.

At the time, White House aides noted, Obama was himself forming his own elite unit in Hawaii, one that was eventually known as “The Choom Gang.”

Netanyahu could not be reached for comment. He was in Jerusalem today planning strategy for dealing with the possibility of a third Palestinian Intifada. President Obama, dining on sushi at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser, also couldn’t be reached for comment.

UPDATE: After the publication of this article, the White House official who called Netanyahu a chickenshit reached out to White House Dossier for comment. Speaking on double super secret background, he said, “Eek.” Asked to elaborate, he said, “Eek. Eek.”

Lester Bibi cartoon

Cartoon courtesy of Mike Lester.

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95 Responses to Official Who Called Netanyahu “Chickenshit” is Still in Hiding

  1. Netanyahu and “chickenshit” are two words that do not belong in the same sentence.
    Netanyahu and “courage of convictions” – yeah.

    • Last time I checked ‘Benny’ Netanyahu served in “Sayeret Matkal” (Israel Delta Force)

      ~Does anyone in the Obama regime, the US Govt or ‘media’ even know what “Sayeret Matkal” is…?

    • Or, these two words belong in the same sentence; “Obama and .Chickenshit” Obama has the aptitude of a kindergarten child! It’s a shame that some one who has never accomplished anything positive in his live, been nothing but a follower, has managed to infiltrate his Muslim terrorist cohorts into the leadership of this great country, (with the help of the demonic Democrats)

  2. Spot on Keith. The American people may need to call an exterminator when Obama’s reign is over so we can have the White House fumigated. I would LOVE to know what thoughts run through Mr Netanyahu’s mind when he sits in a chair beside Obama (please note: no Mr). Close enough to reach out an touch him! I’ll wager THAT won’t happen again!!

    • They wanted that out there or it would not be out there…guess they think it’s tough and manly. Notice they will not track down the leak–of course, they won’t.

          • I want to learn the “Seven Words You Cant Say on TV” (God Bless George Carlin) in Hebrew… to describe this Chickensh#t Obama & his regime and the useless ‘media’

          • LS: That’s a tough one. For reasons too complicated to explain here, modern (living) Hebrew is derived from the Old Testament. Arabic is often used for the real zingers and of course, the English standby “F” word.

          • you are referring to our self-appointed moderator of the other day, who was upset by the locution “POS” to describe a certain vice president, maybe?

          • Please, let us not indulge in disparaging remarks about one another here…we can disagree but we do not have to demean one another.
            We are an intelligent bunch and a lively bunch – and really, almost a family.
            Let us love one another and appreciate our varying thoughts and opinions.

          • Aileen, I suppose you’ll post the same thing when someone tells others how to post, such as the time she got onto Lee for using several exclamation points or the time she got onto me about using the word “SNIP”. What about her trying to boss around others for using an acronym?

            How about when she tells me not to post mean things about Muslims? How about when she accuses me of starting a “hate-a-thon” when I post factual articles about Islam?

            Will you be there to back us up? Or, will you sit silently by while she tries to intimidate me into keeping my mouth shut about the Religion of Peace that was started by a Jew-killing, head-chopping, war-mongering pedophile?

          • To Mandy….
            You do not intimidate me.
            You do not scare me.
            You do not share the same thoughts and opinions as I do.
            You make me laugh sometimes and frown other times.
            You obviously firmly believe what you espouse. I take your thoughts into consideration as I determine my perspective on the topic. Many times your opinions sway me into questioning what I believe as I determine exactly what I believe in.
            I never mean to disrespect you, and yet, I am sure I have “smarted off” to you and others.
            I apologize. Sometimes, my alligator mouth over-rides my hummingbird rear.
            My life experiences have been different from yours – and most every other American.
            I believe profanity is the tool of the uneducated and poorly informed. To me it represents undeserved violence. Period.
            I know Muslims who love peace and hold to the same basic tenets of hard work to reap rewards, and treating others as they want to be treated.
            I know Jews who love peace and hold to the same basic tenets of hard work to reap rewards and treating others as they want to be treated.
            I know Mormons and Catholics and Baptists and Methodists and Jehovah’s Witnesses and Assemblies of God, etc., etc., who love peace and hold to the same basic tenets of hard work to reap rewards and treating others as they want to be treated.
            I know straight people and gay people and bigoted people and uneducated people and educated people who love peace and hold to the same basic tenets of hard work to reap rewards and treating others as they want to be treated.
            And I love them all.
            Mandy, I believe we are the most pivotal point in our country – and that those of us who believe in the one true God have a choice:
            Sit on the sidelines and bemoan our fate or
            Be a positive influence on the thoughts and lives of others through thought, word and deed.
            There is a way to save this country. Profanity laced tirades are boulders in the way. Thoughtful, persuasive, factual discourse paves the way to freedom…even if a few profanities find their way into the discourse,
            I currently have a health crisis – perhaps that has a greater influence than I realize. I am more tender hearted now as I observe people trying to do the best with what they know. I just want YOU to know this:
            I appreciate your enthusiasm.
            I admire your willingness to put your thoughts “on the line” for others to read and ponder.
            You are a spitfire…I like spitfires. I don’t always agree with them. :-)
            May God bless and keep you, dear.
            Remember this:
            Not all people are good.
            Not all people are bad.
            But all people are the children of the most high God.
            God be with you…

          • Thanks, Aileen–Could not have said it better myself. I don’t get intimidated, either. I can’t stop people from undermining their own comments with crummy expressions–go to it! But I can also comment…although when people insist on being common or gross, it’s hard to stop them. I listened to the audiio by Linda Tirado on being poor in America–whine, whine, curse, curse, excuse, excuse…The constant f-words numbed and made her points moot. I kept thinking–no wonder she can’t get a good job.

  3. http://www.rightsidenews.com/2014103135054/editorial/rsn-pick-of-the-day/qatar-awareness-campaign-letter-to-president-obama.html

    QATAR AWARENESS CAMPAIGN

    President Barack H. Obama
    The White House
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
    Washington, DC 20500
    Dear President Obama:

    This letter is being sent to you on behalf of the Qatar Awareness Campaign Coalition. The purpose is to inform you and the public of the activities of one of America’s closest allies under your administration, the State of Qatar. Not only is Qatar a state sponsor of terror which has funded Hamas, Boko Haram, and the Islamic State, but it is increasingly apparent that Qatar is a significant factor in the United States’ diplomatic rift with Israel, and finances the genocidal Islamic State.
    Qatar was the primary sponsor of the Arab Spring, which saw its guests, the Muslim Brotherhood, assume power in Tunisia, Egypt, and Libya. Each of these countries subsequently descended into chaos, sectarian and religious violence, and Islamic autocracy. The Muslim Brotherhood, the same group from which sprouted Al Qaeda and ISIS, has created a veritable security, diplomatic, and humanitarian crisis in North Africa and the Middle East that threatens world peace.
    Diplomatically, the United States’ relationship with Israel has never been more strained. Our relationship with Egypt, which was formerly the lynchpin in America’s diplomatic standing in the Arab world, has crumbled. King Abdullah of Jordan, whose country has been a steadfast and reliable ally in combating Islamic extremism for decades, has saidpublicly that he does not trust your government. Even Saudi Arabia, which has been an American ally since the 1930s, is exasperated and haspublicly put distance between itself and the American government.
    The net result of your administration’s policy of supporting the Qataris and the Muslim Brotherhood is simply this: an expansion Russia’s sphere of influence across the region. Yet the seismic geopolitical shift which is the likely fallout of the Arab Spring, namely, the realignment of several former American allies with Russia, is,incredibly, not the biggest story in this first class debacle.
    There is an ongoing genocide across the Middle East against Christians, Kurds, Yazidis, and other religious and ethnic minorities. The tactics being employed each and every day by the Islamic Stateare reminiscent of the Nazi Holocaust. This is no accident; in fact, it is consistent with history. The original horrific event that gave the world the terrible word “genocide,” or murder of a people, came from the Armenian genocide, perpetuated by the Ottoman Empire. The primary victims of this genocide were Armenian Christians, but many others who were on the wrong side of the world’s last official Caliphate paid with their lives as well. Mass shootings, mass drownings, mass starvations, and other devilish acts marked this dark period in modern history.
    A key participant in both the Armenian genocide, as well as the Holocaust, was the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Amin al Husseini. He was also the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood in Palestine: the same group that Qatar hosts as honored guests in Doha today.
    We are witnessing a repeat of history in the worst imaginable way. In these momentous times, what is lacking the most is truth. The terrible truth is that United States government under your leadership has been on the side of the Muslim Brotherhood throughout the Arab Spring, and through the period of Islamist genocide in Syria, Iraq, Libya, and across several other countries. There is no other logical or reasonable way to interpret recent history.

    In this so-called Arab Spring, Qatar and the United States have been partners in crime.
    There are other atrocities to be attributed to Qatar, including their penchant for slave labor. It is estimated that nearly 4,000 migrant workers will die constructing the stadiums for the 2022 FIFA World Cup, scheduled to be played in Doha. Not only slave labor, but sex slavery deserves to be mentioned: for Boko Haram was created by a Qatari proxy, set up as a money making venture. The individual who provided the funds now resides in Doha. In order to #BringBackOurGirls,#StopQatarNow.
    Moreover, Qatar it is involved in Taliban narcotics trafficking through a relationship with the Pakistani National Logistics Cell. The National Logistics Cell of Pakistan is currently a NATO subcontractor. With a stroke of your pen, this can change tomorrow.
    Finally, Qatar Awareness Campaign Coalition and petitioners ask that you consider the attached sourced report on Qatar’s activities. The links cited are vetted and credible sources. We hope you take the time to verify the truth of the statements for yourself.
    Mr. President, this letter of course tells you nothing you do notalready know. You are privileged to the listen to the intelligence collected by multiple world class agencies, whose capabilities are second-to-none.
    Still, the Qatar Awareness Campaign Coalition implores you to examine the Qatari record on human rights, genocide, slavery, and narcotics. It behooves a great nation to choose their primary allies carefully.
    After doing so, the Coalition of the Qatar Awareness Campaign calls on you to cut all diplomatic, economic, and political ties with Qatar; remove all American military personnel from Doha; and freeze all Qatari connected assets around the globe until the reigning, duplicitous Al-Thanis step down and surrender to a court of justice!
    Sincerely,
    Lt. Col. Allen B. West (US Army, Ret) Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.​​Pamela Geller​ Walid Shoebat
    AllenBWest.com ​​ Center for Security Policy ​Atlas Shrugs​ Shoebat.com

    Charles Ortel​​ ​ Paul E Vallely, US Army (Ret)​ Robert Spencer
    Washington Times​ ​Chairman, Stand Up America​ Jihad Watch **
    & the entire Qatar Awareness Campaign Coalition.
    Qatar Research Report: http://www.stopqatarnow.com/p/research-report.html
    Sign the Petition! Visit http://www.stopqatarnow.com
    Facebook: Stop Qatar Now
    Twitter: @stopqatarnow
    ** Select signatures as of 9/27. The Qatar Awareness Campaign Coalition is comprised of more than 25 journalists, national security experts, publishers, and independent researchers. To view all Coalition participants, please visit the Campaign’s website.

    • I support this 100%. I was infuriated when Obama traded 5 dangerous terrorists for Bergdahl — who I believe is a deserter — but even more astonished that he released them to Qatar. And there was barely a peep about that.

      It is not out of bounds to say that it is sometimes very difficult to determine whose side this Administration is on.

          • If you and I and a great deal of people knew this. Why are certain politicians trying to distance themselves now? I mentioned a long time ago, I could not understand everyone turning a blind eye, especially if they had young family members that would have to grow up living with what what was being screwed up in our fine Country.
            Twenty years from now, people will be whispering, Why did everyone let this happen?

    • Israel gets in bed with another Muslim country that has human rights abuse’s rampant in Azerbaijan selling them 3.5 billion in weapons that will be used against Armenia the first and one of only Christian countries in the region, this will be a second genocide on these peaceful people that have pretty much have had all their lands stolen along with being wiped out by the Muslims.. this is sickening and disgusting that the US and Israel never stand or do you hear or very little in MSM about the persecution on Christians in the ME! The Christians in the west are plainly ignorant with all their unconditional blind support for Israel, sorry to say, I support Israel but not everything they do,, if the Christians in the US only knew!? Azerbaijan wasn’t even a country a 100 years ago!

  4. Here’s what Ari Fleischer tweeted:
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    Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer · Oct 29
    As ex WH staffer, I can safely say staff wouldn’t publicly call someone “chickensh*t” if POTUS hadn’t privately said something similar 1st.
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    Man, I miss grownups in the White House :(

  5. We all know who the REAL chickenshit is! Netanyahu is a war hero, as was his brother Yoni who died during the raid on Entebbe. Obama wishes on his best day that he was half the leader Netanyahu is. The end.

  6. So “chickenshit” has made it to the list Goldberg keeps on verbatim descriptions of Netanyahu by members of the Obama Administration, which contains real pearls of wisdom and class: recalcitrant, myopic, reactionary, obtuse, blustering, pompous, and “Aspergery,” among others.
    Big surprise.
    Have we forgotten 2011?
    “I cannot bear Netanyahu, he’s a liar,” Sarkozy told Obama, unaware that the microphones in their meeting room had been switched on, enabling reporters in a separate location to listen in to a simultaneous translation.
    “You’re fed up with him, but I have to deal with him even more often than you,” Obama replied, according to the French interpreter.
    So no, no big surprise.
    And no, not expecting much bravery from his people either.
    However, I am yes VERY SURPRISED at the PC Police and their silence regarding the epithet “Aspergery”?
    (AS PER GER Y? Can you imagine the scandal, someone from the GOP calling Obama “Aspergery”??? Can you??)
    AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!!

  7. Question:
    What do you have when a lame duck staffer [read: president] who by any measure is a real “turkey” of a POTUS calling the PM of Israel chickensh#t? and hides.

    Answer:
    A TURDucken !

  8. Obama insulted stay at home moms or dads today. Yesterday, Mary the Contrary insulted people by calling them racists. I wonder what’s on the agenda for tomorrow, besides golf?

    • In today’s Amerika the media will cover the “aspergery” conflict rather than the fact that the Administration has trash talked Netanayhu. As bad as it is that someone would do this it is is worse that the media will never call upon the Administration to renounce and/or discipline this individual.

      Anything said by the twins at State doesn’t count.

      • Thank you for that point! Yes the word should not be used to insult anyone. My younger cousin is Autistic. However:
        The other words:
        Recalcitrant
        Myopic
        Reationary
        Obtuse
        Pompous
        Aspergerty
        Chickenshit

  9. this is one of the best columns you’ve ever written, Keith! love the comparison between Bibi’s military service and Barack’s smoking dope with his homies.

    but you’re wrong about one thing: it’s not because he doesn’t like to fire people that Obama’s not interested in this. first of all, they already know who said it. second of all, Obama is in complete agreement. he hates Bibi especially, dislikes Jews generally, and is actively on the Palestinians’ side.

  10. This jerk that referred to the Prime Minister is the coward. When you say something you should admit and back it up. You’re the same as the other cabinet and staff members, a succinct coward in the most clear cut terms.

  11. What is required today is to somehow disabuse the idiot in the WH of the notion that Israel will commit national suicide if pressed hard enough. The best thing is to build more housing (“settlements”) in response to insults, especially in Jerusalem.