Another scoop. Two in one morning. Yeah, I still got it.
In honor of both Bastille Day and our president, I present to you today this surreptitiously recorded videotape of a meeting between President Obama and his senior staff. I don’t know why he is conducting the affair in a French accent, but I think both you and I appreciate that this president is a man of the world.
It appears the customary amount of progress was achieved during the meeting.