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Biden Jinxes U.S. Soccer Team

Vice President Biden showed up in Brazil to watch the United States play Ghana in the World Cup tournament, jinxing the U.S. team for the rest of the tournament.

Despite the jinx, the United States eked out a 2-1 victory over Ghana in a game they would have won 7-0 had Biden not shown up.

The vice president then barged into the U.S. team’s locker room after the game to shake hands, take pictures, and otherwise annoy the athletes. He brought along his niece and his nephew, who appears to be wearing some kind of red soccer-tallis.

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39 Responses to Biden Jinxes U.S. Soccer Team

  1. So now we are flying around Biden’s niece and nephew — why not the neighbors and the dogs. Shades of Nancy Pelosi’s family party plane.

    • Perks of the job.
      Don’t think for one minute that every Cabinet member, every Senator, Congresscritter, Director, Asst Anything isn’t doing the same thing. If they don’t have access to a private jet, then taxpayer’s money is used to buy first-class seating on commerical airlines. All they have to do is call the grifters “senior advisors” or “consultants” and poof! it’s all legal.

      If we were privy to the manifest of AF1/2/whatever, we would see that dozens of relatives, friends, hangers-on are zipping around the country and the world with our glorious leaders in their fancy airplane.

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