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Quote of the Day || June 3, 2014

“While in Qatar, the Taliban will be under house arrest, and all the screen doors will be locked from the outside.”

– Joe Biden

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6 Responses to Quote of the Day || June 3, 2014

  1. I am waiting for President Obama to pardon Benedict Arnold and promote him to a 5 star General posthumously while simultaneously stripping George Washington of his rank for being a slave owner.

    This will cause a campaign to show that Washington is really a Right Wing Conservative. This will then start a movement making him rename Washington,DC to Obama, DC by Executive Order. Then he can just go ahead and ignore the Constitution and remain President for life.

    While he is renaming DC, I wonder if he will change the Washington Redskins name as well. Obama Redskins? Doesn’t sound right though…….

    • Since Bergdahl was promoted to sargeant while in captivity, does he get accrued back pay? Will Obummer pardon him when he leaves office. Impeach!

    • Obama’s done with Bergdahl. It’s what he does. Boom — 5 terorrists exchanged for one deserter whose actions resulted in the deaths of 6 American soldiers ordered to look for him.

      VA scandal off the news.

      But Obama — gone. No grass grows under his scandal ridden feet. Nope. Time for clean up crew.

      He knows he can do whatever he wants. He does it. He moves on.

      What are we going to do? Impeach him. I think not.

  2. I’m waiting for the breaking news that the five terrorist scum have inexplicably escaped to either Pakistan or Afghanistan.

    Heck, they’re probably gone already.

    Stand by for sincere apology from Qatar.

  3. Is it Treason, an Impeachable offense,
    for President Barack Obama,
    as Commander in Chief of the U.S. Military
    to aid and abet all enemies foreign and domestic
    by basing F-35 fighter jets built to carry nuclear bombs
    at a CIVILIAN airport,
    Burlington International Airport
    in Vermont?
    Is he handing out candy to terrorists,
    knowing like cockroaches,
    they will come?