The Wall Street Journal’s Kimberly Strassel has uncovered the five-step Obama White House approach to scandals.
Spoiler alert: None of it has anything to do with, “The buck stops here.”
Here is the secret recipe:
Step One: Say, “I didn’t know about it.
Step Two: Say, “Nobody’s angrier than me.”
Step Three: Fire someone of little consequence.
Step Four: Do a study.
Now, wait six months and then . . .
Step Five: Say everything’s fine or blame Republicans for the problem.
Don’t try this on your own, because the FBI will come calling. Obama has patented the procedure and plans to market it to future White Houses.