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Quote of the Day || March 11, 2014

“That plane just vanished. Kind of like what happened to my credibility.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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24 Responses to Quote of the Day || March 11, 2014

  1. OK, these theories about terrorists, pilot error, plane malfunctions are all just pap for the masses to explain the missing Malaysian jetliner.
    We all know that aliens have sucked up the plane to further their nefarious goal to learn more about humans.

    The same thing has happened to MrObama’s credibility; aliens have infiltrated the WhiteHouse with their shape-changing powers and superior skills. Disguised as IT workers and cleaning personnel, they controlled the messages written on the teleprompters that MrO uses from “You CAN’T keep your health insurance…” to “You CAN keep your health insurance….”. causing the population to doubt his truthfulness.
    Their goal is to destroy Obamacare because so many aliens are hiding on earth as health-care providers where they can probe and examine humans without causing suspicion, and the ACA has reduced the number of humans who can afford such care now.

  2. “That plane just vanished. Kind of like what happened to my credibility.”

    No, this POS loser from Chicago never had any credibility in the first place.