Global warming alarmists, don’t be alarmed! The recent two-day return of the ice age in the United States – and that 3-degrees-out football game you watched on TV – are nothing to be frightened of. In fact, they’re the result of global warming.
Many of you are already aware that global warming also causes global cooling. It’s why global warming was rebranded as climate change.
Global warming also causes hurricanes, tornadoes, nightmares, and stinky feet.
Here’s President Obama’s Science and Technology Advisor, Dr. John Holdren, coming to the rescue just when you thought MAYBE THERE’S NO GLOBAL WARMING.