In a major step toward eliminating hunger in the United States, the federal is government throwing in the towel on the protein and grain limits mandated by First Lady Michelle Obama’s kids’ school lunch program, caving in to starving students who were jettisoning tons of bland vegetables into cafeteria garbages throughout the United States.
The change was announced by U.S. Department of Agriculture Undersecretary Kevin Concannon, an undersecretary for food, nutrition and consumer services. He said the feds were making permanent an earlier rule allowing states “flexibility” in setting requirements for the amount of meat and grain allowed in school lunches.
Mrs. Obama was attending a luau in Maui with Oprah Winfrey and could not be reached for comment.
Okay, not that last part.