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Sebelius: “The Website Has Never Crashed”

Depends what the meaning of “crash” is.

Like, was it driving a car and it didn’t crash into anything, so the website made it home from soccer practice?

Or, does the website only go to parties to which it has been invited?

Or, does the website only sleep at home, and never crash at any of its website friends’ pads?

I think we have to withhold judgement until we have some answers to these questions.

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27 Responses to Sebelius: “The Website Has Never Crashed”

  1. I didn’t crash , but I did need a tow truck to pull my car out of the ditch. The car wasn’t damaged, but there was a glitch in the right front axle that has to be fixed before the car can run again..

    • Wasn’t that the point of mandated maternity coverage – to cover gay male couples and adoptions?

      Think I’ll write a letter to CMS/Medicare and demand that they cover me for maternity/miracle coverage. LOL

    • That was why men’s insurance rates were lower than women’s, because they are smart enough to know men aren’t having babies. But the libs don’t like anything that’s not Faaaiiiiirrrrr! So now men’s rates are the same as women’s and they are essentially paying for maternity coverage. I think all the young healthy males ought to start going to ob/gyns and demanding pregnancy tests, just to be sure.

    • Just for the heck of it, I checked the going rates for pre-natal, delivery, and new-born care. Drum roll, please! $30-50 thousand dollars!!!

      Middle class families cannot afford to have babies anymore – we’re paying for millions of anchor babies and welfare babies whose deadbeat mothers show up at ER’s and don’t pay a nickel. The U.S. is the largest manufacturer of anchor babies-with millions more on the way.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/01/health/american-way-of-birth-costliest-in-the-world.html

      • Girly. WOW! Just wow. I understand now, why so many married and legal Americans are only having one child. I am guessing here that the cost as cited above does not factor in a C-section.

  2. CNN says FCMABBHO will talk about the Charlie Foxtrot in Boston, and says he will tell us that Romney’s plan in Massachusetts had trouble when it started.

    • Ha! Romney anticipated this and released a statement on Facebook this morning:

      In the years since the Massachusetts health care law went into effect nothing has changed my view that a plan crafted to fit the unique circumstances of a single state should not be grafted onto the entire country. Beyond that, had President Obama actually learned the lessons of Massachusetts health care, millions of Americans would not lose the insurance they were promised they could keep, millions more would not see their premiums skyrocket, and the installation of the program would not have been a frustrating embarrassment. Health reform is best crafted by states with bipartisan support and input from its employers, as we did, without raising taxes, and by carefully phasing it in to avoid the type of disruptions we are seeing nationally.

  3. Keith, you left out “crash” meaning coming down from a drug high.

    And they are obviously high on something over at HHS. Or maybe they were just too busy handing out millions in grant money, recruiting stars and athletes to push Obamacare, and judging citizen videos to actually look at the website and realize it was not “ready” (whatever the meaning of That word is.)

  4. Is anyone watching that speech in Mass? I wanted Cavuto and I got the Talking Lies guy. I can hardly stand it. My ears are bleeding (not covered). One sneering lie after another. And what a cheering peanut gallery–are these people on X?

    • The worst implication (well, it’s hard to pick) is that people who got cancelled had a cheeseball policy anyway. Those dopes. I hope they counter this big time! He also said no one with a company policy would be cancelled. I can see that coming back to bite.

      • What genious in Obama’s ship of fools even knows what insurance means? They’re covered for everything with no worry
        about cost. That’s about as smart as having all the young Hollywood robots shill this crap to the young. These are people
        who probably couldn’t write a check.

    • I cant stand it when FNC decides to show all of Dear Leader Obama’s ‘tele-prompter reading’ (Shep “liberal panties” Smith does it so he dosent have to do his increasingly awful 3pm show…)
      I have to turn off FNC and switch to ESPN.