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Quote of the Day || October 30, 2013

“And so it is with great pride that I announce David Axelrod is returning to the administration to serve in the newly created position, Secretary of Telling Me Stuff.”

– Barack Obama

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11 Responses to Quote of the Day || October 30, 2013

    • Prezzy doesn’t really like Billy around. Bill just wants to talk about women, and Obama doesn’t really care for them, doesn’t have many around, and those he DOES have are the nasty Liberal varieties like Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, Nancy Pelosi, Valerie Jarrett, and Michelle; although on the LAST one, she doesn’t really WANT to spend a lot of time with him AND there’s some possiblity (look at those arms!) she’s actually a dude anyway, so maybe “she” doesn’t count…Still, though, if THAT’S the examples of womanhood he has around, is it really surprising he likes to spend time with Reggie Love instead?

      So, not a lot of common ground between Air Force One and Cigar One there. That, and that “coffee” comment Billy made during the primaries kinda make Prezzy keep his ‘splainer at arms length…

  1. Not possible. NO ONE tells him stuff, he’s the “smartest guy in the room” (and certainly the most arrogant) , so only “stuff” he WANTS to hear gets processed…