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Quote of the Day || October 21, 2013

“We’re making improvements to Obamacare all the time. Now, for example, you’re going to be able to see your doctor in the same calendar year you get sick.”

– Barack Obama

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21 Responses to Quote of the Day || October 21, 2013

  1. This is not unlike a cancerous tumor which metastases, spreads through the otherwise healthy body and consumes it perniciously.
    Sic gloria transit America!

  2. Zuckerberg is going to have a big ‘hackathon” with illegals to support immigration. It would seem to me that they should offer their services to the WH who will reward all the tech companies with immigration and special haste in processing the B visas.

      • Agree. Also I am older than dirt and started out in the Silicon Valley days of the young Steve Jobs et al. They were all busy busy innovating and growing and competing. They had no use for government comraderie. Zuck is an absolute lightweight.

  3. “Now, for example, you’re going to be able to see your doctor in the same calendar year you get sick.” – Sayyid Obama

    It continues;

    “Now, by “Your”, we mean our, as in whatever medical, ah, “professional” we were able to keep in the system; and by “Doctor”, um, we mean, ah, someone with a, ub, basic medical training, perhaps in street phamacology. My new Surgeon General Jay-Z has an honorary PHD that I gave him in this subject, and is well versed in certain, ehh, “medicines”.

    And by “Calander year”, we mean sometime between leap days; but this is, ag, because of Republican obstructionism and general not nicetude, so be sure to elect only those, brmm, “represenatives” that you KNOW will do my will and won’t act stupidly. I have ordered my FEC to facilitate this with, umm, modified polling places that are capable of registering vote tallies of greater than 100% in places where I do well, such as those I experimented with in my last election; however, I have also instructed them to take extra care with the machines that, arrr, will be placed in Republican districts to ensure my enemies do not attempt to do what I di- I mean, steal my election. This may inconvenience some people, but I am confident that the polls in these racist districts will be fully functional no later than November 30th, 2016, and to ensure fairness, I am instructing Eric Holder to assign squads of NBPs to each polling place to further vet potential voters.

    Once we eliminate these radicals from my Government, I assure you that my medical plan will be the right thing for all U.S. Persons, and that my ACH will be fully funded by 3088 by proceeds from my soylant green factories that will be opening up next to the clinics under the supervision of HHS Secretary Sebulius. I have spoken, there will be no questions.”
    – Ozymandias Obama

    • “What has happened is unacceptable in terms of the glitches,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said on ABC’s “This Week.” “They were overwhelmed to begin with. There is much that needs to be done to correct the situation.” It was the second time in a week that Pelosi had gone public with her dismay over the implementation of a law that she carried to enactment by winning tough votes on the House floor in 2009 and ’10.

      SNIP
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      She has a lot of gall to complain about a law that she said must be passed in order to find out what it mandates.

  4. Knowing that Obamacare was coming, I arranged with my orthopedic surgeon last November to have both of my shoulders replaced. He did my left one last December, followed by Home Health and Home Therapy, then Hospital Therapy, re-leased me in late April and then he did my right one in July, followed by the same process again…he released me for good last week.
    When I was leaving I turned back and mention that my husband who will be 75 in November was having major knee problems and might need a replacement. The doctor looked at me for a long time and then told me that it would no longer work the same way…said he would have to go through quite a lot of complicated steps before it would even be considered by Medicare….needless to say, my doctor and his staff are not Happy Campers.

    • “The doctor looked at me for a long time and then told me that it would no longer work the same way…said he would have to go through quite a lot of complicated steps before it would even be considered by Medicare.”

      Won’t that just add to the costs? And, what are the steps? A check-list that he must pass, and if he doesn’t, he’ll just have to live with his knees?

  5. Unless it’s the next calendar year (ba dum dum).

    I haven’t even been able to enroll in the death panel plan, that’s when you know something is clearly wrong.