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Quote of the Day || June 19, 2013

“This was best summit ever. Really, I like hanging out with you guys the most. Every time I go to one of those Asia-Pacific summits, I’m like, ‘Wow, I could’ve had a G-8!'”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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13 Responses to Quote of the Day || June 19, 2013

  1. “They’re coming to take me away, Ha-ha
    They’re coming to take me away, Ho-ho
    Hee-hee-haa-haa
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I’ll be happy to see those
    Nice young men in their clean white coats and
    They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha!”
    Thank you Dr. Demento

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  2. What’s all this I hear about meeting with the Embassy Suite staff at the Ritz Carlton? I mean, does someone give them bus fare to get to the Ritz?

    – Emily Litella

    [Note from Emily’s lawyers: This possible is a real quote]

  3. Crank up the conspiracy theories: Michael Hastings, the journalist whose story for “Rolling Stone” lead to the firing of Gen. Stanley McChrystal, died in a car crash early Tuesday morning. Hastings, 33, died when his vehicle crossed a median and burst into flames after it hit a tree at about 4:25 a.m. Tuesday in the Hancock Park neighborhood of Los Angeles. Hastings’ article revealed that the general and his staff despised FCMABBHO and his people.

    • He was also giving Hillary C and her State Department flacks fits because he wouldn’t let go of the Benghazi story. He called the State Department responses to his questions B%^#S(%@. They all had reasons to get rid of him, though it looks like an unfortunate accident at this point.