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Top Ten Obama Scandals You Didn’t Know About

A massive White House Dossier investigation involving more than 40 reporters and 12 dental hygienists has uncovered a startling array of Obama administration scandals heretofore unknown to the public and Congress.

I think you’ll agree, data mining and Benghazi are nothing compared to some of the things we’ve dug up. We were so excited at finding these new scandals that we initially thought we’d keep them all to ourselves. But as a public service, we share with you here the top ten.

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1. The White House Easter Egg Roll . . . is fixed.

2. HHS still providing health but has stopped offering human services.

3. Top State Department officials have access to fancy canteen known privately as The Steak Department.

4. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives illegally adding words to its title.

5. EPA officials sent to test streams for pollution seen panning for gold instead.

6. Small Business Administration regularly gives advice to Exxon-Mobil.

7. Obama yelling “Fired up, Ready to Go!” as golf opponents take their swing.

8. Eric Holder to investigate himself by reading his own emails.

9. Biden keeping high IQ secret from the public.

10. Michelle quietly profiting from international crime ring selling Pepsi and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to children.

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Are there any scandals that you, through your own investigations, have uncovered?

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63 Responses to Top Ten Obama Scandals You Didn’t Know About

  1. I have one that may be real–someone (wish I could remember who) last evening said if PRISM helped catch terrorists, rapists and murderers, he was all for it. How did rapists and murderers get in there? We need to keep a hawk eye on this! Not that it will do any good. This is a big pile of potential mischief and mayhem.

  2. 11. The WhiteHouse swimming pool area is being used as a hydroponic hot house for marijuana.
    12. Three of the Supreme Court Justices died years ago and have secretly been replaced with animatrons supplied by Disney.
    13. Michelle Obama has a daily standing order with Baskin-Robbins to deliver a double-banana split for her at the back door of the BigWhite.
    14. The Obamas are paid $250K to allow their manse in Chicago to be used as a Witness Protection safe-house for convicted criminals.
    15. MrObama no longer lives in the family quarters, but is bunking in a room formerly used by the Protocol officer who retired last year.

    • My sister’s father in law worked for Disney and created the majority of the original animatrons at Disney Land and World. I just confirmed he came out of retirement three and a half years ago for an undisclosed assignment. Things that make you go “hmmm”.

    • I thought Obama was borrowing Rahm’s old basement room at the home of his supporter. The one with the pull out sofa bed and the poster of Bob Marley over the bed.

      • Keith, # 8 made me LOL during a meeting! Thanks for embarrassing me.
        Srdem #12 was hysterical

        Let’s add a few more:

        20) Barack has a twin brother, Barry. Barry’s the one who can’t hit a jump shot (or a bank shot), can’t throw a baseball to home plate, can’t throw a football, and can’t golf.
        21) Michelle hates Vegetables.
        22) All the fundraising money goes to a Charity for Civil War Military Veterans.
        23) Airforce One runs on fracked gas.
        24) The Secret Services’ cafeteria no longer serves weiners.
        25) There are government officials working at and collecting information on purchases of fertilizers at Home Depots. They also can show you how to build your own steam room.
        26) It turns out, Caffeine is a drug. Oh My!
        27) Keith Koffler’s website has been made enemy #1.

  3. Obama’s fly-in barber (and who doesn’t have one of those?) will write a tell-all book on Joe Biden called “A Whole Lot Off the Top”.

  4. 16. The WH Secret Service Team is training Bo Obama to kill using a Paul Ryan dummy.

    17. The Presidential Uncle STILL living in Massachusetts has filed for a liquor license in the District of Columbia so he can open a package store in the WH.

  5. The British Special Services MI5 and MI6 launched a covert operation
    and took the Resolute Desk back to the UK as it’s a treasure. Obama
    was forced to pay (well we did) for a fake. It fits in so nicely as everything about this Presidency is fake. Apologies to the Resolute Desk.

  6. The DHS has been secretly digging a tunnel for a high speed train that will connect the WH Situation Room with Hollywood in the event of another classified SEAL or MARSOC operation, so as to give Hollywood real time material for its next propaganda piece.

  7. Speaking of a scandal list – Saw this one over at WashTimes in a comment section:

    Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
    Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”
    Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

    • Plastic surgery while they were on spring break in some exotic locale accompanied by 9000 Secret Service agents. 7 of whom were always sober and unencumbered by prostitutes. Not the SAME 7 all the time of course. They rotated the duties.

      • “Either has Bo for that matter.” – Robin H

        Bo had to do his duty with the Chinese Premier, since Mookie had better stuff to do. He was in the covered dish on the left…

  8. This scandal is real, probably the latest scandal, and still remains unreported. It explains why Obama dumped Mary Jo White on the SEC only until 6/30/14 and not for the additional 5 year full term that follows White’s temporary tenure as SEC chair. Obama’s nomination was for that five years plus the remainder of Shapiro’s term. The question is why Obama thinks it’s even OK to dump his political embarrassment there–even for 14 months. Senators were having a love affair with White until the Banking Committee (and Valarie Jarrett so she could pass the info on to Obama) received damaging info re: White while she was US Attorney. Then NYAG Dennis Vacco was the beginning of White’s downfall but only she is responsible for the free fall that followed. I am not an insider, just an outsider with inside information. One can count on outsiders with inside information being potential whistle blowers, as I was when I sent very damaging info re: White to the BC and Jarrett on 3/11/13–the deadline for providing this info. To get what the BC and Jarrett got, email me at liberals1943@yahoo.com. .

  9. What about how the Obama team had all the voting machines rigged up to swipe votes cast for Romney over to Obama? Seems no one wants to discuss anything about this.It shows that Obama knew if he didn’t pull off some fancy manueveering that he would of lost the 2012 Election to Romney,he just couldn’t proceed in the 2012 Election in faith in Jesus Christ as Romney was. And what ever happened with the impeachment proceedings that was working thru Congress?He has NO BUSINESS of sitting in as our President when he had to falseifly his birth certifiacate.What is the matter with Congress,are they are so afraid to rock the Obama boat? Am interested to hear back from you as to your insights here.

    God Richly Bless You,
    Servant of the Most High God,
    Evangelist Tim Scharbrough

  10. Minimize the national debt….star by kicking that free loader,, Mrs Robinson out of the WH….only one of Queen Michele’s excesses !

  11. Barack Hussain Obama’s half brother Malik Obama is a terrorist and in charge of the Barack Hussain Obama Foundation. Not only was the IRS targeting Conservatives but they gave Malik a 501 3 C and back dated it 28 months as he was collecting money illegally.
    President Obama’s Brother Works With And For Islamic Terrorists

    http://godfatherpolitics.com/11206/president-obamas-bro

    2 days ago … President Barack Hussein Obama’s older half-brother is Malik Obama. … With Malik’s obvious ties to Islamic terrorism, I can’t help but wonder …

    IRS stalled conservative groups, but gave speedy approval to …

    http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-05-16/politics/

    May 16, 2013 … When the Barack H. Obama Foundation sought tax-exempt status to raise money for good … The IRS approved charitable status for the. … of the group’s application and the IRS approval letter, signed by the unit director Lois Lerner. … They were getting much faster service than average 501(c)(3) applicant.

  12. “2. HHS still providing health but has stopped offering human services.”

    “Human Services” now being offered by diplomats and security personnel in the State Department.