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Quote of the Day || June 5, 2013

“I don’t get this, Barack. I’m the vice president. How come I don’t have a secret email account?”

– Joe Biden

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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10 Responses to Quote of the Day || June 5, 2013

  1. Where is lunchbucket Joe anyway? His joke about Preezy’s dependence on the teleprompter was the last I heard from him publicly. Witness protection or funny farm?

    • Yeah, I forgot about that. I figured Joe was trying to show his superiority to Barack in preparation for his 52nd run at he presidency in 2016. Lucky for him no one has noticed HE’S AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Although I understand the timeliness of this post Keith, you could have just stopped at “I don’t get this Barack”. I think that embodies Joe Biden’s normal mental state. But then, I DETEST Biden so maybe my judgement is somehow colored. (Alright everybody, the “colored” reference is NOT racist. Jeesh, chill OUT!!!! Are you trying to get Eric Holder to come see me).

  3. Let V. P. Biden have it. He is a fitting end to America.

    Mistah Kurtz-he dead
    A penny for the Old Guy

    I

    We are the hollow men
    We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together
    Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass
    Or rats’ feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar

    Shape without form, shade without colour,
    Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

    Those who have crossed
    With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
    Remember us-if at all-not as lost
    Violent souls, but only
    As the hollow men
    The stuffed men.

    ((Verses 2-5 deleted to save time))

    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a whimper.

    T.S. Eliot-The Hollow Men

  4. Oh, I read about those secret e-mail accounts in Kathleen Sebelius department. Now I totally believe that there is an unaccountable shadow-government hiding in the White House. But it seems like the media is on it´s trail. Finally, some resistance there. And the weapons of choice against the dissidents, the IRS and DoJ, are gravely compromised.
    I also had a merry moment reading about Barrys money-collecting partner Michelle and the lesbian. There you certainly have a power hungry, ruthless person. God forbid that she ever enters the real political arena. The US will be totally trashed. I am no Clinton-fan but I do hope that they will use their formidable political machine to stop her early on.

  5. When is this coward Obama going to get his due? I heard today June 5, 2013 that Obama is collecting millions of Americans’ phone records. You know, all this garbage Obama does, can’t anyone stop him? Are we a helpless nation now — seems everyone is afraid to do anything to this bum, all I hear is talk and no action. It is very obvious he is criminalizing the Presidency? And no one can stop him? Boehner is good for nothing. Every day its something else, gave Rice the new job to keep her from testifying, It is so obvious Obama cares nothing for the country. By giving Rice the job, he has hurt the families of those poor men murdered, when Obama lied and so did Rice, absolutely so low-class and stupid to do that. Put a fork in Obama, he’s done, I hope it won’t be long now.