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WH Dossier Identifies Perfect Location for Gitmo Prisoners

As a public service . . . White House Dossier has identified a first-rate location for President Obama to put his terrorists once he closes Guantanamo Bay.

It’s completely surrounded by shark-infested freezing water, so there’s no escape. The natives have a thick accent that is hard for those with English as a second language to understand, so communication will be difficult.

My understanding is that the White House is aware of this place and, given the importance he attaches to closing Gitmo, the president may head their in August to inspect it himself.

You can find this new prison for terrorists here.

I hope you’ll agree this is an appropriate place to put them.

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25 Responses to WH Dossier Identifies Perfect Location for Gitmo Prisoners

  1. OK, I’m not even going to look at the link. It HAS to be Marthas’s Vineyard. And How appropriate. Obie and Moochelle hold the rest of the place prisoner from time to time. (Alright everyone, if it’s NOT Martha’s, pretend I didn’t comment).

  2. Now Keith. You know posting something like that can get Homeland Security to tag you as someone inciting violence. Let us know when their agents come calling, will you?

  3. hahahaha… I didn;t even need to click on the link Keith, I had a clue when you said August visit. Maybe they can take a field trip to see the famous bridge. Movie night is Jaws 1-3 (the movie was filmed btwn both islands). Movie stars who summer there can come visit and read Cat in the Hat to them.

  4. Keith, great idea….I lived twelve years in MA and those strange speaking folks never did quit making fun of my Southern accent…they always looked at me sideways when asking me where I was from and I answered, Chicago, South Side….it is true that I lived in Chicago for nine years and never lost my Southern accent…twelve years in MA and three in NY did not do it either.
    I still think they talk funny.

  5. The Islamicist prisoners will have nothing to eat but lobsters which are not allowed by their religious laws. Mr. Obama and his wife will sample the prison fare in large quantity to illustrate that there is really nothing harmful in it.

  6. ALL THESE RICH LIBERALS COULD HAVE THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FOR NEIBORS, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY REALLY DO NOT WANT TO BE BAD ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS TO TO SHARE THE WEALTH WITH THE NEIBORS,JUST GIVE THEM A LITTLE AND THEY WILL BE HAPPY AND LEAVE YOU ALONG.