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Bill: Stop Obsessing Over Hillary

by Keith Koffler on May 7, 2013, 4:18 pm

“That is the worst expenditure of our time,” he says.

The worst? Worse than getting on our rooftops and yodeling to the world every morning? Worse than trying to fend off intruders by firing a double barrel shotgun off the porch? Worse than attempting to figure out what the meaning of “is” is?

Left unsaid by Bill: “Please pay attention to me!! Me, me, me. Me and my plans to help. Not FOUR WHOLE YEARS of Hillary this and Hillary that.”

Gosh, I think he needs to get off the vegetarian diet. Sounds like he needs some meat.


AFVet May 7, 2013 at 4:26 pm

I hope that the Benghazi congressional investigations take Hillary down hard.
And Bill,….I am sick of seeing you and hearing you.
Please just go away.

MichelleIndependent May 7, 2013 at 4:31 pm

The Hildebeast is in deep political trouble and Billy Boy knows it.

Langley Spook May 7, 2013 at 5:03 pm

…and somehow the “media” will ‘forget’ about all of this come “2016 Hillary for president”.

Yet any “Republican” candidate who spills a cup of coffee will get 24/7 coverage… questioning how a soul-less, evil ‘Republican could be a PRESIDENT after spilling a cup of coffee!!’

Janna May 7, 2013 at 7:15 pm

…spilling coffee or taking a drink of water. As I recall, the backlash from the water incident lasted days!

AFVet May 7, 2013 at 9:57 pm

No,…not this time.
Her closet is so full of skeletons, she can’t close the door.
I think that we will see the dems frantically re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Julie Brueckheimer May 7, 2013 at 8:38 pm

He had her ‘lawyered up’ immediately after it happened. He knew she had a problem from the get-go.

And Andrea Mitchell said that the Republicans are going after the most popular Democrat. So popularity is higher than human lives, than honesty and truth?

AFVet May 7, 2013 at 10:07 pm

Andrea Mitchell,.psssssst !
You are married to Alan Greenspan, go to an island somewhere and leave US alone, and take big Al with you.

Sadie May 7, 2013 at 4:38 pm

I simply cannot comment without using every expletive I have ever heard or used.

Langley Spook May 7, 2013 at 4:57 pm


Josh May 7, 2013 at 9:27 pm

I only recall what someone who knew him way back during the Arkansas days said, “He’d rather climb a tree and tell a lie, than stand on the ground and tell the truth.” I’ll never forget that line.

Marcus May 8, 2013 at 8:25 am

Perfect description of Bill and Hillary’s philosophy of life.

MichelleIndependent May 7, 2013 at 4:39 pm
srdem65 May 7, 2013 at 5:00 pm

President or plumber, it doesn’t matter who they were once they retire, they become irrelevant, useless, and a bother.
In Bubba’s current position, there’s no way he wants the Missus to be elected President. There were clues that he sabotaged her campaign in 2008, and there’s no reason to assume he wouldn’t do the same in 2016.
Having to listen to introductions “here is President Clinton and former President Clinton” would be painful and a reminder that he once was and will never more be. Being shunted to the far ends of the WhiteHouse to pick centerpieces for State dinners, or measure for new drapes would be so awful he couldn’t stand it.
She flys off to foreign lands, he waits on the front steps for her return.
Nope, not what he wants.

MrObama will be in worse shape than Bubba; he’ll be younger with decades of diminishing say in anything, the perks he loves will be gone, as might his Missus if rumors have any substance.

Langley Spook May 7, 2013 at 5:07 pm

Obama post-2016… that is a scary thought.

(then again, there wont be much of the “USA” left by then…)

MarjoJimbo May 7, 2013 at 6:07 pm

I think he will do something so there won’t be a post 2016. Now that’s really scary.

Julie Brueckheimer May 7, 2013 at 8:40 pm

That will not happen. There truly would be a second revolution if he attempted it.

Susan May 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Great point, srdem. Not only that, if Hilliary was elected president – shudder to think – she and Bubba would have to live together again. Where would Huma and Bubba’s bimbos go?

gracepmc May 7, 2013 at 6:00 pm

It’s a big house.

Misscheryl May 7, 2013 at 5:48 pm

I disagree on him not wanting her to be president.

Julie Brueckheimer May 7, 2013 at 8:41 pm

Even as Secretary of State she probably directly all kinds of money toward him.

Misscheryl May 8, 2013 at 9:08 am

Heck yeah! There’s every reason in the world for bill to want hillary president. Not to mention, he honestly believes she’ll do a good job. How could she not? She’s his wife and being the philanderer he is, her being president is really just an extension of him. They are equal in their sick, dysfunctional relationship. They use each other as much as they use the American people.

Island Girl May 8, 2013 at 3:14 am

Regardless, that was funny Srdem65!

Misscheryl May 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm

bill wants hillary to be elected president. He knows this will hurt her chances. He’s a perfect example of everything wrong with our political system. Selfish, self serving ego maniacs.

Misscheryl May 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm

This man really thinks he’s everyone’s daddy.

Mandy Manners May 7, 2013 at 5:56 pm

I can’t drive by The Gap without thinking of that stained, blue dress.

gracepmc May 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm

OT. Redline Barry now talking tough on North Korea.

Josh May 7, 2013 at 9:24 pm

Holy cow, BJ looks old and, dare I say it, wasted.
Hillary must be fidgeting at home and driving him crazy.
BTW, BJ, how’s that Benghazi thing been going?

cincycinco May 8, 2013 at 8:23 am

“Bill: Stop Obsessing Over Hillary”

Well, Bill, at least WE’RE paying your wife attention. That’s more than YOU ever did…

Maybe that’s why she is what she is today? Although I guess you could argure the meaning of the word “is” in this sentence, couldn’t you, Willie?