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Bill: Stop Obsessing Over Hillary

“That is the worst expenditure of our time,” he says.

The worst? Worse than getting on our rooftops and yodeling to the world every morning? Worse than trying to fend off intruders by firing a double barrel shotgun off the porch? Worse than attempting to figure out what the meaning of “is” is?

Left unsaid by Bill: “Please pay attention to me!! Me, me, me. Me and my plans to help. Not FOUR WHOLE YEARS of Hillary this and Hillary that.”

Gosh, I think he needs to get off the vegetarian diet. Sounds like he needs some meat.

28 Responses to Bill: Stop Obsessing Over Hillary

  1. I hope that the Benghazi congressional investigations take Hillary down hard.
    And Bill,….I am sick of seeing you and hearing you.
    Please just go away.

    • …and somehow the “media” will ‘forget’ about all of this come “2016 Hillary for president”.

      Yet any “Republican” candidate who spills a cup of coffee will get 24/7 coverage… questioning how a soul-less, evil ‘Republican could be a PRESIDENT after spilling a cup of coffee!!’

      • No,…not this time.
        Her closet is so full of skeletons, she can’t close the door.
        I think that we will see the dems frantically re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

    • He had her ‘lawyered up’ immediately after it happened. He knew she had a problem from the get-go.

      And Andrea Mitchell said that the Republicans are going after the most popular Democrat. So popularity is higher than human lives, than honesty and truth?

      • Andrea Mitchell,.psssssst !
        You are married to Alan Greenspan, go to an island somewhere and leave US alone, and take big Al with you.

  2. President or plumber, it doesn’t matter who they were once they retire, they become irrelevant, useless, and a bother.
    In Bubba’s current position, there’s no way he wants the Missus to be elected President. There were clues that he sabotaged her campaign in 2008, and there’s no reason to assume he wouldn’t do the same in 2016.
    Having to listen to introductions “here is President Clinton and former President Clinton” would be painful and a reminder that he once was and will never more be. Being shunted to the far ends of the WhiteHouse to pick centerpieces for State dinners, or measure for new drapes would be so awful he couldn’t stand it.
    She flys off to foreign lands, he waits on the front steps for her return.
    Nope, not what he wants.

    MrObama will be in worse shape than Bubba; he’ll be younger with decades of diminishing say in anything, the perks he loves will be gone, as might his Missus if rumors have any substance.

    • Great point, srdem. Not only that, if Hilliary was elected president – shudder to think – she and Bubba would have to live together again. Where would Huma and Bubba’s bimbos go?

        • Heck yeah! There’s every reason in the world for bill to want hillary president. Not to mention, he honestly believes she’ll do a good job. How could she not? She’s his wife and being the philanderer he is, her being president is really just an extension of him. They are equal in their sick, dysfunctional relationship. They use each other as much as they use the American people.

  3. bill wants hillary to be elected president. He knows this will hurt her chances. He’s a perfect example of everything wrong with our political system. Selfish, self serving ego maniacs.

  4. Holy cow, BJ looks old and, dare I say it, wasted.
    Hillary must be fidgeting at home and driving him crazy.
    BTW, BJ, how’s that Benghazi thing been going?

  5. “Bill: Stop Obsessing Over Hillary”

    Well, Bill, at least WE’RE paying your wife attention. That’s more than YOU ever did…

    Maybe that’s why she is what she is today? Although I guess you could argure the meaning of the word “is” in this sentence, couldn’t you, Willie?