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Style Icon? Michelle Gets Her Own App

by Keith Koffler on May 1, 2013, 8:33 am

A new app in the Apples iTunes store promises to keep you completely up to date on what First Lady Michelle Obama is wearing.

The App was created by Style Lister, which is hoping to follow up what it says is the success of a similar app it did for the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton.

From the description of the app, which is called “Michelle’s Style List”:

Here you’ll find the LISTS of The First Lady’s outfits, when she appears at various events, where possible – you’ll get the info!

Get the latest Press Association pictures and links to Mrs Obama’s clothes and accessories. You can also search by the latest appearance or by Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and bookmark individual articles to create your own favourites file!

Get Michelle’s Style List NOW and GET THE LOOK!

Michelle’s fashion choices are applauded by some and derided by others, who wonder about such things as where her sleeves are during the winter.

“It’s dreadful what she wears,” British designer Vivienne Westwood told the New York Times in April. “I don’t want to talk about it. Really, I can’t. She’s a very nice looking lady, but it’s a non-starter regarding clothes that suit her.”

That didn’t stop NBC affiliates from recently running the “Michelle Obama Style Guide,” featuring 346 photos of the first lady in various outfits.

The app will set you back 99 cents.

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ThomasSays May 1, 2013 at 8:38 am

seriously?!?!

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Playrighter May 1, 2013 at 9:56 am

346 photos? Keith…you counted them all? Is that how you spent your time while waiting thirty minutes for our Late President to arrive for his own press conference?

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hps May 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

Well being LATE is being DISRESPECTFUL to those left waiting.. AND this administration is the MOST DISRESPECTFUL to the people than any other .. I wouldn’t take his HABITUAL tardiness from a FRIEND and I certainly take it as disrespect FROM and EMPLOYEE..

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Playrighter May 1, 2013 at 10:38 am

It should have come at no surprise. He was repeatedly late to hearings when he was in the Senate. A NYC theater audience had to sit on their hands for an hour waiting for he and Michelle to show up for “date night”. He was years late on producing his first book (which didn’t get written, and he still asked to keep the advance). And it only took him around twenty years to pay off a choom wagon full of Harvard parking tickets. He’s admitted he has a lazy streak. When’s he going to admit that he also can’t tell time when it affects others? (or he just doesn’t care because he believes he’s too important to be bothered with the needs of peons.)

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AnneR May 1, 2013 at 12:10 pm

He is arrogant, narcisstic and believes himself to be better than anyone and more important than anyone. He has no honor, no class and no dignity. He forgets he is an EMPLOYEE of the Citizens of the U.S. He only wants the perks of the Office and enjoys his toy Air Force One that he uses like a taxi. Disgusting!

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art May 1, 2013 at 6:35 pm

BPT just sayin

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carol lightfoot May 1, 2013 at 5:24 pm

Clinton was always late, kept everyone waiting, I guess he thought that was his trademark. He was and is a Clown just as BO is a clown.

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ISpanx May 1, 2013 at 5:38 pm

Yeah, Marilyn Monroe’s tardiness habit must have “rubbed off” on Clinton.

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Buck Bagaw May 2, 2013 at 12:12 am

????????

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Mike-N-TN May 1, 2013 at 9:11 pm

In his mind, you should be grateful that he even showed up at all, to grace you with his presence. Get rid of the dunce and duncess.

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ImNoDhimmi May 1, 2013 at 8:39 am

Promoting Me-Chelle as a style icon is ludicrous. The app should be

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ImNoDhimmi May 1, 2013 at 8:40 am

Hilarious, to finish that thought. Fans of MOTUS might enjoy it, as a source of entertainment.

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Moe May 1, 2013 at 10:47 am

Hope Motus writes about this today, she is a hoot.

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Girly1 May 1, 2013 at 11:30 am
gracepmc May 1, 2013 at 8:44 am

Bomber Belts.

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go tigers May 1, 2013 at 8:48 am

Sooooo boob belts are fashionable? Who knew?

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MichelleIndependent May 1, 2013 at 10:57 am

Does that mean that camel toes are high fashion?

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Marilyn Miller May 1, 2013 at 11:27 am

Got that one! :)

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:31 pm
Robin H May 1, 2013 at 11:32 am

And mini-me sweaters apparently.

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legtingle May 1, 2013 at 8:26 pm

And her “bangs” are “growing” so fast!

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Kimbly May 1, 2013 at 8:56 am

You forgot to note that there is a $5 tax if the app is not ordered from an Obamaphone.

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OvertheOs May 1, 2013 at 9:06 am

Empty chair in the WH — might as well flood the world with MO trivia

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Lizzy May 1, 2013 at 9:06 am

Will it detail the cost? Not that anyone using this app would think any price to high for HRH. There’s already a free fawning site isn’t that enough of showing such stupidity about an egotistical self important
middle aged woman’s ‘clothes’?

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meatwad May 1, 2013 at 9:15 am

Vivienne Westwood is a has been. I can’t believe you couldn’t find a better quote than that. Just google her name. If you want to barf, add ‘nude’ to it.

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OvertheOs May 1, 2013 at 9:19 am

and MO is a neverwas — evens out

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 9:23 am
Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 9:46 am

That pic reminds me that someone here once called her Thunder Thighs Patrick Ewing. That’s Eeeeew-ing.

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 11:16 am

One of my favorite photo shops …. Star Trek geeks will love it :D

http://media.tumblr.com/fc2fe9d19dc838d69e3c9a8339f1ae6b/tumblr_inline_mh98h0nfd91qz4rgp.png

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margielyle May 1, 2013 at 9:28 am

The media keeps trying to create Camelot but all we have is South Side Chicago.

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 10:53 am

The Kennedys brought Camelot to the WH, the Obamas are trying to create one from scratch. #fail

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mikec May 1, 2013 at 11:37 am

she brought Camel-toelot and Pantylineville, though

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Eddy Monster May 1, 2013 at 9:28 am

All you ever want to know about sweat pants and hoodies. May be the app is to detail what NOT to wear?

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srdem65 May 1, 2013 at 9:30 am

Good grief.

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riverlife_callie May 1, 2013 at 9:38 am

Can’t remember who said this, but regarding the media’s attempt to portray FLOTUS as a style icon: they forget that we can see her, too.

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Brenda A. May 1, 2013 at 11:18 am

LOL!

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Girly1 May 1, 2013 at 11:31 am

Too funny!

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Sadie May 1, 2013 at 2:09 pm

Can’t top that.

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carol lightfoot May 1, 2013 at 5:27 pm

It doesn’t help her big BUTT>

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 9:38 am

THE MONKEY MAN AND HIS FAT A S S SILVERBACK OLD LADY. DISGRACE TO THE U S A.

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Ginger May 1, 2013 at 9:38 am

She should be wearing a burqa.

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 9:47 am

Amen.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 9:49 am

YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AND HER MONKEY MAN HUSBAND SHOULD BE WEARING A
SHEET ON HIS HEAD, HE IS A SHEET HEAD.

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:38 pm

“She should be wearing a burqa.” – Ginger

Maybe not. They don’t require that MEN wear burqas in Muslim lands, and if you look at those arms and her “husband’s” preferences…

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Ginger May 1, 2013 at 12:51 pm

“Course men don’t wear burqas……….they wear little sheets on their heads. Don’t understand your post. Sorry.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 2:09 pm

THAT IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED SHEET HEADS OR RAG/HEADS.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 3:02 pm

SPEAKING OF BURQAS AND PIG AND MUSLIMS.

SPEAKING OF PIGS AND MUSLIMS>>>>> WHY DOES THEIR STUPID PROPHET MU *HAM MADD HAVE *HAM SANDWICHED IN HIS NAME. *HAM IS *PORK AND PORK IS *PIG. RIGHT????????????? STUPID A S S MUDSLIME RAG/HEADS. LOL LOL MU HAM MADD, MU PORK MADD, MU PIG MADD. TOO FUNNY.

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carol lightfoot May 1, 2013 at 5:29 pm

That will probably be next. Phony As*****!!!

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schm0e May 1, 2013 at 9:40 am

lipstick,pig, etc.

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:52 pm

The “pig” comparison may have legs. Certainly no Muslim man would ever touch her!

Which might explain why she and Hopey take those separate vacations…

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 2:57 pm

SPEAKING OF PIGS AND MUSLIMS>>>>> WHY  DOES  THEIR STUPID  PROPHET   MU  *HAM MADD HAVE  *HAM   SANDWICHED IN HIS NAME.  *HAM  IS   *PORK AND PORK  IS  *PIG.  RIGHT?????????????   STUPID  A  S  S  MUDSLIME   RAG/HEADS.  LOL LOL MU HAM MADD, MU PORK MADD, MU PIG MADD. TOO FUNNY.

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ImNoDhimmi May 2, 2013 at 8:10 am

Turn of your caps lock!

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Car in May 1, 2013 at 9:42 am

The app isn’t going to set me back one dime.

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm

“The app isn’t going to set me back one dime.” – Car in

Yes it will. It already did. You’re financing the star of it, aren’t you?

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Car in May 1, 2013 at 12:53 pm

*cries

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Rick May 1, 2013 at 9:48 am

Big teeth and a big butt, now that’s a fashion icon.

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jb7659 May 1, 2013 at 11:15 am

She’s got chompers that a horse would be proud of !!

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schm0e May 1, 2013 at 11:44 am

built something like a pteranodon, I’d say.

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RickW May 1, 2013 at 9:49 am

I am surprised they did not name the app iMoo.

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 10:36 am

: – ))

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MichelleIndependent May 1, 2013 at 10:59 am

Hahaha

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buckwheat May 1, 2013 at 9:53 am

she should have a here haww app for her giant yap,heeee haww

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PamelaOfThePoconos May 1, 2013 at 9:54 am

Mooch is abandoning her proclivity for ethnic dress. Her wardrobe, tresses definitely leaning honky. Imagine the ‘hood doesn’t like that much.

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schm0e May 1, 2013 at 11:45 am

the fact is all bitter blacks secretly want to be white.

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PamelaOfThePoconos May 1, 2013 at 11:57 am
AnneR May 1, 2013 at 12:15 pm

She has no class or dignity and is a complete disgrace to represent this country along with her lying husband.

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Red Burton May 1, 2013 at 4:28 pm

I saw Laura Bush on some talk show the other day. The former resident of the Whitehouse possesses quiet dignity, grace and charm — the exemplification of an ideal FLOTUS. What do we have now? Brash ghetto trash. A media sensation that only the ignorant 42% low-fo’s can appreciate. It’s sickening.

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Obamaroid_Ointment May 1, 2013 at 9:55 am

Looks like a useful app for anyone who cares which of the 365 2013 model wig-hats we bought Moo is wearing on what day of the year.

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Ginger May 1, 2013 at 11:42 am

Have mercy! Don’t mention those mange wigs! This banged one is the nastiest yet!

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AnneR May 1, 2013 at 12:16 pm

The ‘bangs covering your eyes’ is definitely a ‘hood’ look.

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Susan May 1, 2013 at 9:56 am

Bread and circuses…

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 10:37 am

As is the Collins story.

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bill1942 May 1, 2013 at 9:57 am

Mooshell? A style app? Just how much can you do with a dashiki?

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HighInformationVoter May 1, 2013 at 9:59 am

Moochies is bringing rent-a-tent back in style.

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jc May 1, 2013 at 10:04 am

How really neato for michelle so she can repair her broken self esteem by pretending she looks good…………..

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:33 pm

Maybe it would help her self-image if she’d stay away from Beyonce when photogs are around, too…

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Daisy May 1, 2013 at 10:07 am

Mo’s ‘style’? Frumpy teenybopper.

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SoCalJeanne May 1, 2013 at 10:10 am

Is this a joke app? That woman has the style of a cow.

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 10:38 am

And that’s why we call her Moo.

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AnneR May 1, 2013 at 12:18 pm

That and ‘Moohelle’ as she loves to mooch off of the taxpayers for her extravagent vacations, flying in separate planes and extravagent parties – that we pay for.

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm

“Is this a joke app? That woman has the style of a cow” – SoCalJeanne

COME NOW! THAT’S NOT NICE!

Cows at least wear leather well, have a useful purpose in life, and the sh!t that comes out of a COW can actually cause GROWTH, which is WAY more than ANY Obama can do with theirs…

So BE NICE! To COWS!

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 2:59 pm

OUTSTANDING POST!!!!!!!! CINCO OUTSTANDING

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steve May 1, 2013 at 10:10 am

It will keep us up on what the wookie is wearing??? What a joke I do not know who dresses this animal but they should be fired. I do wonder how do they hide that big azz of hers????

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Playrighter May 1, 2013 at 10:53 am

More telling would be how much taxpayer money is spent on her bevy of “assistants” — and how many of them are dedicated to “image control” for our First Lady of Fashion.

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Metal70s May 1, 2013 at 10:17 am

What’s comes after the App?

Supplanting Oprah as the new O-Network? O-magazine? O-Shopping Channel? All 24/7?

Criminy.

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Otis Driftwood May 1, 2013 at 10:23 am

O-NO network

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:41 pm

“O-NO network” – Otis Driftwood

Already have that. They’re called CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, which are ALL Obamas, ALL the time, and nary is heard a discouraging word…

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Otis Driftwood May 2, 2013 at 12:03 am

and the skies are not cloudy all day……

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AZ Granny May 1, 2013 at 10:20 am

I can’t imagine scrolling through 346 images in the NBC style guide. I think if anyone needs a visit from the What Not to Wear tv folks, it’s MO.

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Lizzy May 1, 2013 at 10:41 am

She makes Yoko Ono who’s 80 look,stylish:-)

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MissV May 1, 2013 at 10:58 am

346 pictures, I wouldn’t be able to hold a barf bag that long. After the first picture it would already be filled. What a nightmare to dress like her.

Please tell me I won’t have her sense of style when I reach her age. Oops! I forgot I am older than her. She needs to try my style of dress, sometimes less is more. Jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers get more looks from guys than a dress that screams look how ugly I am like butt mamma!

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 10:58 am

I’d love the Queer Eye guys to intervene, especially protocol and Princess School. :D

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Star May 1, 2013 at 11:23 am

Or those two on WHAT NOT TO WEAR–they could remake her in an hour…and I guarantee there will be sleeves.

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Brenda A. May 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

MO has a very odd shape. Anyone who knows how to dress knows to camouflage certain flaws and to highlight the good points. If she doesn’t know this personally, you would think that her designers/stylists would give her a clue. How can you spend that much money on clothes and still look dumpy?

I thought she looked pregnant at the GWB Library opening.

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 12:34 pm

She needs to cover the Royal Ta-Ta’s, not only is that not becoming a first lady (especially when she bends over children), but brings far more attention to her pear shape.

She could do so much better. Much rather remember her for what she says and does than what she wears.

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Ron May 1, 2013 at 8:30 pm

I’d like to see Straight Eye for the Queer Guy, a show where straight men ask “Why on earth would you put that in your mouth?”

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steve May 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

No style can change that look. Yuk

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hps May 1, 2013 at 10:34 am

Glad I no longer use itunes.. can’t stand ANY app that takes over MY property AS THERE OWN.. went back to my MP3 PLAYER it’s EASIER to work I don’t have to do more than change 2 AAA batteries when it needs them NOT replace a couple hundred dollar device because of a dead battery,..

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florida gal May 1, 2013 at 10:39 am

“Does this azz make my dress look big?” Michelle Obama

Note from my attorney: This is not a real quote.

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cincycinco May 1, 2013 at 12:49 pm

If Moochie actually DID ask someone that “Does _ make my butt look big?” question – and got an HONEST answer – do you think Michelle Antonette would be satisfied with just having hubby drone strike that person, or do you think she’d be so mad that she’d punish our kids again with more food rules? Or would she REALLY go nuclear and force us to watch another potato sack race?

Now that I think about it, though, the tater sack was about the only garment she’s ever worn that really captured her proportions well…

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Otis Driftwood May 2, 2013 at 12:05 am

Mirror.. Mirror on the wall.. who has the biggest butt of all..

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Paladin May 1, 2013 at 10:43 am

Justa hummin’

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QueenMichelle May 1, 2013 at 10:44 am

Pig.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 11:24 am

FAT A S S SILVER/BACK GORILLA WITH HER MONKEY MAN HUSBAND. WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE UNITED SOCIALIST STATES FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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Girly1 May 1, 2013 at 10:45 am

If the First Tranny thinks she can compete with Kate Middleton — good luck!

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 11:09 am

Transvestite? Maybe they’re saving her coming out as a distraction for their next really big political embarrassment.

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AnneR May 1, 2013 at 12:22 pm

Will she come out before he comes out? They both couldn’t wait to say how great it was that the basketball player came out.

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MissV May 1, 2013 at 10:53 am

Geez, and I thought she was advertising how to look like a lush. She looks like she has lots of experience holding a glass of booze. Look at the way she is having a hard time keeping the glass from her mouth.

This is the person who thinks she is a role model for kids? Looks more like an advertisement for the booze industry. Advertise the choice of lushes. I wouldn’t let a pig emulate her style or self righteous attitude. Doesn’t anyone have the guts to tell her she isn’t royalty or even a celebrity, but thinks we should treat her as such? Introducing the latest style of Marie Antoinette, while husband and wife both shout out “let them eat the taxes of the rich, while we get richer!”

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MichelleIndependent May 1, 2013 at 10:55 am

Michelle Obama is an uncouth cow. She sits with her thunder thighs wide apart while reading to children.

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 11:07 am

My mother-in-law used to call that taking someone’s picture.

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Girly1 May 1, 2013 at 11:23 am

I saw those pics! Unbelievable! It also says a lot about the man she married – where is his tolerance level?

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ImNoDhimmi May 2, 2013 at 8:14 am

The “man” she married? And what proof do we have that Me-Chelle is actually a she?

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TonyB May 1, 2013 at 11:01 am

when you can’t get your Oil of Ipecac

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Brian Kelly May 1, 2013 at 11:14 am

I think you can get the AP free on a Obama Phone.

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Brian Astby May 1, 2013 at 11:15 am

It must have taken a long time to photoshop out the ba-boon jowls.

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GotFreedom May 1, 2013 at 11:19 am
GotFreedom May 1, 2013 at 11:16 am

Will be canceling my Itunes account!

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Star May 1, 2013 at 11:20 am

Ninety-nine CENTS–I can get a greasy lunch off the value menu.

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Judy May 1, 2013 at 11:22 am

While some of the remarks made here are indeed funny, but mean spirited, suffice it to say Ms. Obama is not a fashion icon. Whoever dresses her gets it right about 10% of the time. Can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear….

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

IS THIS MEAN SPIRITED TOO??????????

FAT A S S SILVER/BACK GORILLA WITH HER MONKEY MAN HUSBAND. WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE UNITED SOCIALIST STATES FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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gracepmc May 1, 2013 at 11:34 am

Yes, I think this is mean spirited and a little over the top for my liking. My opinion. You are entitled to yours.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 2:15 pm

OBOZO OBLAMEO OBAMA IS EVIL JUST PLAIN EVIL. HIS WHOLE REGIME IS EVIL INCLUDING THE FAT SILVER/BACK AND THEY ALL SHOULD BE TAKEN TO THE STREETS BY THE U S MARSHALS AND U S MILITARY AND HAVE THEIR BRITCHES AND PANTIES PULLED DOWN AND HAVE THEIR
A S S ES FLOGGED BLOODY RAW. MY OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ImNoDhimmi May 2, 2013 at 8:18 am

Agreed. Also, the racist undertones only reinforce the left’s idea of us terrible right-wingers. And typing in all caps is just annoying.

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ImNoDhimmi May 2, 2013 at 8:19 am

I was agreeing with gracepmc. How I wish there was an edit function!

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Julie Brueckheimer May 1, 2013 at 11:32 am

Why not? Don’t you think the Obamas themselves are mean-spirited? Canceling WH tours, pulling air controllers off their jobs, closing down part of the Smithsonian?

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DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 12:48 pm

Not only mean, but dangerous. DHS furloughs air marshals and safety inspectors while they remodel their offices for millions of dollars. Priorities? It’s almost as though someone wants an accident to happen so the mean Republicans can be blamed more the sequester cuts.

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ROWDY YATES May 1, 2013 at 2:16 pm

JULIE;; READ MY COMMENT ABOVE!!!!!!

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Marilyn Miller May 1, 2013 at 11:24 am

I sorta liked the brown socialist-cadre housedress she was wearing on stage with her legs spread apart and a microphone stuck in her face. That was in 2007 and her style has gone downhill since.

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Girly1 May 1, 2013 at 11:29 am
DeniseVB May 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm

How do you choose just one ? LOL. I voted for the silver too tight pantsuit trainwreck she wore to a children’s event.

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Otis Driftwood May 2, 2013 at 12:07 am

remember.. vote early.. vote often!

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Sharin Lite May 1, 2013 at 11:30 am

Kim Kardashian will love that!

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jon doe May 1, 2013 at 11:30 am

not even worth commenting

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push May 1, 2013 at 11:33 am

Sad. Looser. Joke.

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BlownfuelCoupe May 1, 2013 at 11:34 am

I want the Michelle app. “Attitudes & Arguments”……
I’ll pay the 99 cents.

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