The White House actually released this. Do they now think whatever he does looks good, simply because he’s doing it?
You have to click on it.
Obama spent about 45 minutes viewing other useless creations by . . . I’m sorry, splendid innovations by budding young scientists.
The president then immediately began brainwashing their developing minds in the East Room:
We’ve got to pursue an all-of-the-above energy strategy that includes investing in more biofuels and more fuel-efficient vehicles, and more solar power and more wind power, and more people going back to work building cars and homes and businesses that are more energy efficient than the ones that we’ve got right now.
I’ve got it. Let’s replace fossil fuels with union wage bicyclists using thigh power to run New York City’s power grid.
Now, let me ask you something. Who will really will help mankind in the next decade, the former whiz kid who figures out how to turn apricots into ethanol, or the one who deduces how to frack even more oil out of a rock?
Really, was there anybody at the today’s science fair demonstrating a more finely tuned gasoline-burning internal combustion engine? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT HELP OUR CRUMMY ECONOMY OUT RIGHT NOW.
Here’s the full video of Obama trying out the thigh muscle system instead: