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Michelle: I’m a “Busy Single Mother”

by Keith Koffler on April 5, 2013, 9:20 am

Uh oh. Calling Dr. Freud.

Not trying to cause trouble or anything, of course, but this happened the same day Obama publicly applauded the beauty of California’s attorney general.

And BTW, a busy mother with lots of vacation time, please.

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Car in April 5, 2013 at 9:27 am

I wanna be a busy single mother.

It’s looks pretty awesome.

65andcounting April 5, 2013 at 9:28 am


Car in April 5, 2013 at 9:27 am

But I suppose all that packing and unpacking gets tiresome.

pianogirl88 April 5, 2013 at 9:53 am

Not when you have as many special assistants as does Mooch!

Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 10:23 am

Reminds me of Cleopatra lying on her chaise with all her handmaidens
fanning her and feeding her figs(or Kobe with Grey Goose shooters).

Grace April 6, 2013 at 1:01 pm

When you are Queen, you assistants are called “Ladies in Waiting.”

Scottso April 5, 2013 at 9:45 am

A busy single mother.
Just like Ben Carson’s mom?

Imagine if Mitt Romney’s wife had said that.

Rod April 5, 2013 at 2:04 pm

Ann Romney’s not that stupid, out of touch, and self-centered

Playrighter April 5, 2013 at 10:02 am

Isn’t she married to the single greatest person ever to be in the White House?

srdem65 April 5, 2013 at 10:03 am

Women who are married to the father of their children do NOT accidentally identify themselves as “busy, single mothers”.
She might be telling us about the state of her marriage and how she really feels. With all the hype, lies, and distortions about the FirstCouple, there’s no way to tell the truth.


Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 10:21 am

Their marriage is as rock solid and true as FDR,JFK and the Clinton’s.
She’s in competition with him for attention popularity and fame and fortune. Sounds like a good marriage to me:-)

Star April 5, 2013 at 11:03 am

Also she has a single mother assistant–her own mother. Not to mention phalanxes of servants. As for her husband’s comments on that nominee–I thought bosses were not supposed to call women babelicious or whatever he said.

Julie Brueckheimer April 5, 2013 at 11:09 am

Actually it is Mrs. Robinson who is the busy single mom. Moo probably only gets together with the girls during photo-ops.

Julie Brueckheimer April 5, 2013 at 11:21 am

And cover for her vacations.

DeniseVB April 5, 2013 at 11:15 am

I’ve never made that mistake either, and slip of the tongue is my second language :)

I wonder how the military wives feel about her whining poor me. MO needs to walk in their shoes when hubby’s deployed, whether on a cruise or war zone. Those are tough long months, and without the bennies of Poor MO.

Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 2:38 pm

Having been in Vietnam a wife praying that call never came and the car
never pulled up with two uniformed military officers and rang the bell.
She has no idea nor I doubt she’s got any empathy either.

Girly1 April 5, 2013 at 10:32 am

What is this cow whining about now??? She’s busy? Busy doing what? Squandering our $$$ on her botox, lipo, and wighats? Vacations? Parties? TV gigs? Radio interviews? 5 Star restaurants? Ski trips? Casino resorts? Rock concerts? Limos, motorcades and AF2?

Where exactly do her kids fit into this picture? Sounds more like this ‘busy single mom’ is looking for a rich boyfriend or husband! Maybe she should try E-Harmony or Craig’s List! Get a life, Michelle, .and stop making a fool of yourself! One fool in the Obama family is enough!

justamom321 April 5, 2013 at 10:42 am

I agree….they are both just completely fake and disgusting!! I vote for impeachment so we won’t have to look at her anymore.

elm April 5, 2013 at 11:00 am

Impeachment? Then what do we do with a problem like Uncle Joe?

DeniseVB April 5, 2013 at 11:09 am

They both need to be impeached for dereliction of duty and excessive use of government funds for personal use. Who would that give us, Boehner? I could live with that :)

Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 2:39 pm

I could live with the empty chair:)

justamom321 April 5, 2013 at 11:10 am

Funny! I don’t think he would be son dangerous, actually. Too dumb. And at least he has had a true “American” upbringing..

AZ Granny April 5, 2013 at 11:13 am

You bring up valid points but E-Harmony or Craig’s list won’t get her the Hollywood type she likes. Watch that old video of her hula hooping with Jimmy Fallon or doing the sack races. She flirted with him like a school girl.

Lindy April 5, 2013 at 11:16 am

She looks and sounds like she had a few Martinis before that interview. What’s she trying to hide beneath all that fake hair? Hmmm…

Rod April 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm

an empty head?

Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 2:40 pm

Bangs too tight?

Susan April 5, 2013 at 11:16 am

First of all she looks drunk or impaired, and that roadkill on top of her head isn’t helping her appearance. I’m more concerned with where she’s getting the authority to manage farmer’s markets. Who the heck does this broad think she is? “We’re looking at new models of getting farmer’s markets to create buses and drive into communities that are underserved…” Does this mean we the benevolent taxpayers are going to be forced to fund more of her ‘healthy eating’ boondoggles? Markets can’t survive in the hood because their clientele are more interested in looting and robbing them than buying nutritious food for their families. Until her husband addresses the cultural rot in inner city neighborhoods, forcing markets to serve an undeserving clientele is a fruitless endeavor.

gracepmc April 5, 2013 at 11:35 am

Susan, Not to worry. EBT cards will be accepted. Heck, by that time EBT will be the currency of the realm.

Star April 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

Personally I am using bitcoin. What the heck on farmer’s markets? These are cooperatives, run by farmers and even people who own a share in the farm (getting baskets of produce). I blogged on it– (scroll a little)… The govt has no business bigfooting into this!

Star April 5, 2013 at 2:22 pm

Markets can’t survive in the hood because their clientele are more interested in looting and robbing them than buying nutritious food for their families

I have to tag this one, Susan. I don’t think that is supported. I lived in the inner city of DC for three decades. Markets are not as profitable bec people don’t have as much money or maybe high-end eating habits…

Susan April 5, 2013 at 4:52 pm

We can agree to disagree. Your experience in D.C. is very different from my experience in a Texas border town for 20 years (70s-90s). Even back then markets couldn’t survive in the hood. The only survivors were the convenience stores that carried no more than $20 in change. Those were mainly used for beer runs and snacks. No fresh foods available.

stefie April 5, 2013 at 3:29 pm

Great post Susan! Roadkill on her head! Crack me up!

Star April 6, 2013 at 11:39 am

I can also tell you, Susan, that Safeway prices downtown in DC were about 20% higher than a few miles outside in the burbs–guess they had to make up for all those robberies…Or could it be that poorer people downtown had no transportation and no where else to shop?

Chad April 5, 2013 at 11:36 am

Is it just me, or does she look kinda like she’s on something?

MichelleIndependent April 5, 2013 at 11:58 am

MOOch Obama is a bitter single beard.

Ginger April 5, 2013 at 1:14 pm

She’s even too busy to take off the fright-wig and clean the nasty thing!

Lizzy April 5, 2013 at 2:41 pm

Cheap and tacky that’s our First Lady:-(((

Corey April 5, 2013 at 1:43 pm

Perhaps she’s just stupid and there’s nothing more to this than that?

stefie April 5, 2013 at 3:23 pm

Maybe she is, in reality, a single woman. Maybe, like the Clintons, it’s a political marriage, one of tit for tat, you help me, I”ll help you kind of thing.
And who cares anyway.

Susan April 5, 2013 at 5:19 pm

I believe it does matter, stefie. They are lying to the American people about their intentions. If these people are frauds, we need to know the truth. Actions speak louder than words, and the grifters sure don’t act like a happily married couple. Maybe Reverend Wright set them up. Heard he ran a matchmaking operation, finding beards for his down-low clients.

sablegsd April 5, 2013 at 7:12 pm

Can’t they break her jaw and realign it or something? She can’t even keep her spit in her mouth.

Dan April 5, 2013 at 9:24 pm

busy doing what?

Beedogs April 5, 2013 at 11:49 pm

We all know most black men have zero intention of raising the kids they father. I guess Barry is just one more of them.

Star April 6, 2013 at 11:42 am

I will say I wondered when he went to the Senate and they stayed in Illinois–I wonder everytime they put him on some mag as father of the year, etc.

Karen April 9, 2013 at 7:51 pm

Man, cut Moochie some slack. It’s hard to think of yourself as married if you’ve done time with a turkey baster to get your kids.

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