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Kerry Discovers the Proud New Nation of Kyrzakhstan

by Keith Koffler on February 25, 2013, 5:54 pm

Just in case you missed this one.

Kerry is launching his first big overseas trip this week, traveling to Franceland, Egyptia, Iraqistan, and Ghanaria.

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srdem65 February 25, 2013 at 6:48 pm

Who are we to question the esteemed Sec of State? There aren’t 100 Americans who could point out Afganistan on a map if it wasn’t written on the paper. Maybe he knows something we don’t. He’s a smart guy.
We were just alerted last week that the President sent 100 American troops to Niger, wherever that might be. Nobody checked to see if that was a real country or not. So. Whatever.
He’s enormously wealthy, a long time Dem Senator from a solid blue state, and that’s all the expertise he needs to be Sec of State.
Geography, he don’t need no stinkin geography. So back off.
(just being a smarty pants)

srdem65 February 25, 2013 at 6:50 pm

oops (just ME being a smarty pants)

SAllen February 25, 2013 at 6:57 pm

Love it….You are my kind of Smarty Pants!! Need more Smarty Pants in the Media, too!

gracepmc February 25, 2013 at 8:18 pm

Esteemed indeed. This follows his first and major FP speech on the importance of Global Warming and Climate Change and his identification of the US Congress as the threat to national security. (Take that good buddy John McCain).

What Katie Couric wants to know is does he know who the President of Uzbekistan is? Although the better question might be does he know Uzbekistan is a country and if so, what is his special John Kerry nickname for it.

RickW February 25, 2013 at 9:14 pm

srdem, he also served in Vietnam…… he will tell you….REPEATEDLY. Of course, he’s guilty of treason too but….who’s fact checking?

Sadie February 25, 2013 at 8:14 pm

“Ghanaria” LMAO, Keith.

Susan February 25, 2013 at 8:18 pm

What’s next? Will he be speaking Austrian like his boss?

WNY_ROC February 25, 2013 at 8:18 pm

It’s amazing sometimes what comes out of the mouth of the haughty, french looking, retired senator from Mass., who by the way served in Vietnam.

Guillermo Grande February 26, 2013 at 5:38 am


GWShrub February 26, 2013 at 1:06 pm

…and don’t forget his special ops missions into Slobovia over Christmas.

Misscheryl February 25, 2013 at 8:24 pm

For the first time in my long life, I’m ashamed of my country.

Langley Spook February 25, 2013 at 8:29 pm

When I was in the Navy I went to Franceland, meet an Egytia and got Ghanaria :-(

gracepmc February 25, 2013 at 8:46 pm


srdem65 February 25, 2013 at 9:25 pm

Did she speak Egyptian?

Rod February 25, 2013 at 9:24 pm

I guess knowing the world map is an optional requirement for the Secretary of State. But, as Hillary would say, what difference does it make? Apparently, competence is optional in this administration.

Julie Brueckheimer February 25, 2013 at 10:11 pm

Another Harvard graduate although I’ll have to say that, unlike Obama, he did release his grades even though they were mediocre.

Beedogs February 25, 2013 at 10:30 pm

Kyrzakhstan – isn’t that the 57th state where Present-dent Barry’s typical white woman grandmother as born?

Julie Brueckheimer February 26, 2013 at 10:59 am

Well, the headline on Drudge today quotes Kerry as saying that Americans have a right to be stupid. Covering for himself, I guess.

Patrick February 26, 2013 at 12:23 pm

Maybe he and Herman Cain can go to Uzbekibekibekistan

GWShrub February 26, 2013 at 12:53 pm


Mike February 27, 2013 at 5:06 am

Ghanaria? Isn’t that what you can get from a hooker in Tossoffastan>

Callipygian1 March 21, 2013 at 10:39 am

Ghanaria… I’m crying here! lol.

Callipygian1 March 21, 2013 at 12:01 pm

Clearly, John Kerry is no “Heinz”stein

Steven March 21, 2013 at 7:56 pm