“And if thou refuse to make a deal on the sequester, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs.
“And the Mississippi shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs.
“And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.”
– Barack Obama
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