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The blog IOwnTheWorld.com has obtained this exclusive footage of Michelle Obama skiing.
While Michelle’s outing was carefully planned to avoid just such an eventuality, it appears the intrepid team at IOTW has been able to pierce the first lady’s attempted news blackout.
We share with you the video, in its entirety, below.
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“I didn’t know what it was. It kept getting closer and closer…then it hit me”
Too funny.
Hope nobody recognizes me in McDonalds with my new bangs!
What new bangs?! Her banged wig blew off.
I notice she had that thing back on for the Big Yellow Fellow.
……oh nevermind. I’m already on the WH’s watch list for truthfulness.
It took me 10 seconds to watch the video and 1/2 hour to stop laughing. LOL…this is too funny for words.
Her butt was not big enough – clearly an imposter.
am still laughing.. :-)
A spoxperson for the FirstLady has requested that the video of MrsObama skiing into a McDonald’s fast food joint be corrected to show her skiing into the Ritz-Carlton Club’s restaurant, Cloud Nine, located in the Aspen Highlands.
In a related item, the management of the Ritz-Carlton announced that their Cloud Nine restaurant will be closed for repairs after an unfortunate accident, An unknown skier went right through the dining room and took out the back wall. Chef ludwig Zuzwkidkis suffered a broken arm in the incident when he tried to stop the errant skier.
Your report on the ski-related accident is hilarious, srdem. Laughed when I saw the video and then fell out of my chair laughing after reading your comment. Didn’t suffer the same fate as Chef Zuzwkidkis thankfully!
Wonder if Michelle falls in the woods how high does she bounce? Being so well padded and all? Just asking.
or, the SS detail following her down the bunny slope and you hear over the secure radio – “Snowplow!”
There was a report of 5 lobsters that have gone missing in the restaurant, and a large bowl of melted butter!
Only five pounds?
Whoops I mean 5 lobsters not pounds. My bad.
Lizzie’s got a point. After trillions in theft from an entire nation, do you REALLY see an Obama limiting their pilferage? An Obama goes by, and part of your paycheck comes up missing! Entire businesses go lost when Hopey’s around!
“TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio restaurant mentioned last week by President Barack Obama as an indirect beneficiary of the government’s Chrysler bailout will go out of business Sunday after a more than 70-year history.”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110609105455AABztkD
He stops in a state, and people can’t find their jobs after he leaves!
“RALEIGH, N.C. — Days after President Barack Obama stumped in North Carolina for his jobs proposals, officials reported Friday that the state’s unemployment rate edged up in September.”
http://www.wral.com/news/state/story/10283260/
If all they lose is a few crustaceans, they’re WAY ahead of the game when an Obama is involved…
amateur time?
thank you for the great laugh – I’m a real working person and needed it at the end of a very long day.
Satire is the cure for the ill that this administration is inflicting on the sensible people of this country.
Thank you for the humor.
That poor, poor mountain!
If Moochie was an ordinary citizien with, you know, laws to obey and responsibilites and such, she’d have to file an environmental impact statement any time she lands on her expansive (and expensive!) posterior.
On the other hand, who knows what valuable resources might be obtained from the crater thus created? It would be the first time something good resulted from a visit from an Obama!
I just hope they post avalanche warnings anytime she gets wobbly on the bunny trail…
I wish she would ski closer to the trees. :D
If they want press free vacations then perhaps they should pay for them rather than us our money.
Hilarious!
Break bones. Many bones. The kids too.
Come on, Sol. Keep it civil.
you got your politics, I got mine – and I have no tolerance for useless baggage that only costs The Taxpayers more money than its life is worth.
She went looking for the apple pies at Micky D’s since she’s missing those of the White House chef…it’s why she spends hours in the gym!!