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Daily Archives: January 31, 2013, 10:40 pm

Beyonce Admits She Lip Synced the National Anthem

She said she practiced until her feet bled, but decided to use the recording anyway.

I’m not sure how her singing caused her feet to bleed, but she should definitely have this checked out.

What I’m still trying to figure out is, if she wasn’t singing, why did she pull the earpiece out of her ear midway through the song? Was that to, say, GIVE US THE WRONG IMPRESSION?

Alright, enough writing. I might break an ankle.

Top Ten Secret Obama Requirements for Path to Citizenship

Not to stir up trouble, but White House Dossier has uncovered a private White House list of President Obama’s requirements for granting illegal immigrants a “path to citizenship.” Apparently, it’s not a stringent as some people think, and some of it appears either silly or designed to mint new Democratic voters. With the realization that… Continue Reading

The Obama Morning News || January 31, 2013

Some unions grow wary of Obamacare . . . Wall Street Journal Energy firm gave $10M loan to Dem convention . . . Washington Times Obama: Do immigration by summer . . . Politico Marco Rubio’s bad immigration deal . . . Rich Lowry Hagel to stress opposition to Iran nukes¬†. . . Los Angeles… Continue Reading