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EXCLUSIVE: WHD Obtains Obama Plan to Fix Economy!

White House Dossier has just obtained President Obama’s plan to roll back the crushing long term costs of entitlements, reduce unemployment, and spur the economy back to normal growth.

Given the importance of this information, we decided to share the plan with you immediately. Here it is:


I think it’s clear that, despite having taken time out for golf three times already since Election Day, Obama is on the job. I hope you are as reassured as I am.

32 Responses to EXCLUSIVE: WHD Obtains Obama Plan to Fix Economy!

  1. You should thank Obama because if it weren’t for his unprecedented incompetence, corruption and lavish spending WHD wouldn’t be as successful as it is.

  2. He’s a real nowhere man
    Sitting in his nowhere land
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

    Doesn’t have a point of view
    Knows not where he’s going to
    Isn’t he a bit like Reid and Pelosi?

    Nowhere man, don’t worry
    Take your time, don’t hurry
    Leave it all till somebody else
    Comes up with the plan.

    He’s as blind as he can be
    Sees just what he wants to see
    Nowhere man can you see us at all?

    Note from my attorney: This is not a real song by the Beatles

  3. If there’s the “Middle Class” which we’ve all heard about, what’s below that? The LOW class? how about above it? The HIGH class? Just wonderin’

    • I used to think of myself as “lower middle,” but now, I guess I am officially poverty–still, I cannot figure how making someone else poorer makes me richer.

    • “Middle class” is a Marxist phrase that has become common terminology used by the ruling class and their acolytes in the media over the past 50 or more years. Easier to control the populous if you can divide them into a caste system, and then agitate one class against the other. Divide and conquer…right out of “The Communist Manifesto”.

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      • All of the above, veritas and Susan.

        I think he had more than one passport and held dual-citizenship. Of course, this means that the State Department was then and is now part and parcel of the grand scheme. I long ago realized that the State Dept. is a nefarious group. Remember Spy vs Spy in Mad Magazine. Notice how the bait n’ switch has gone from Hillary to Rice and rather than staying focused on Rice the Liar, the possibility of Rice, Sec’y of State. I don’t think they ever intend to nominate her – it’s all been a shiny object maneuver until Hillary is gone.

        • Sadie, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. Drives me crazy that the Repubs can’t ‘stay on task’ and are so distracted by…look! a squirrel…shiny objects.


          Do you think Hillary will ever be asked why she talked about the video? Will she answer who gave her that information, why she parroted it and allowed her ambassador to be sacrificed?

  5. Thanks for the update, Keith.
    It’s above his pay-grade.
    He has problems with sixth grade math.
    It’s all under investigation.

    I have spoken with both uh leaders uh of the Congress and we have told them in no uncertain terms the American uh people and the middle class can not be put upon when the uh millionaires and billionaires haven’t paid their fair share. People like Warren Buffett who have proposed reasonab….

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