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Obama Political Dispute || November 13, 2012

by Keith Koffler on November 13, 2012, 7:53 am

Petraeus probe ensnares U.S. Afghan commander  . . . Washington Post
Dems warm to Romney idea to limit deductions . . . New York Times
Obama lost ground with young voters . . . Washington Times
Romney got zero votes in some Philly, Ohio districts . . . Daily Caller
Ryan heads back to work in the House . . . Politico
Rand Paul starts to moderate his views . . . Politico
Papa Johns attacked for possible Obamacare cuts . . . Fox News
Woman runs over husband in Obama political dispute . . . Daily Caller

{ 12 comments }

srdem65 November 13, 2012 at 9:31 am

Democrat elected officals who are struggling with ways to enhance revenue collected by the government have decided to adopt MittRomney’s plan to reduce or eliminate certain deductions to the taxpayer’s gross income.
The “Romney plan”, as it will be called by all Dems to deflect any outrage from taxpayers, is the perfect solution to raising taxes on everyone and blaming it on someone not in Congress.

PapaJohn’sPizza has been declared a racist and un-patiotic organization by supporters of the Obamacare tax for passing along the rising cost of doing business to pizza lovers. PapaJohn, the beloved patron of PeytonManning, has discarded the idea of reducing the number of pepperoni slices to “one per slice” to protect their profit margin, because some felt the customers might object. The corporation will downsize the 12 inch pizza to 10 inches, lay off 22% of their employees and raise the price of everything they sell to meet the challenge of the Obamacare tax.

Running over one’s spouse with a gas-guzzling SUV because of a political dispute is considered to be domestic violence (D.V.) in Arizona. The woman charged with the D.V. assault will not face any jail time because she didn’t shoot him with the approved Department of Justice automatic weapon.
The woman’s defense attorney, Tom Getuoff, is planning to sue the husband, claiming that his traitorous and un-patriotic behaviour caused the poor woman to use extreme action to protect her country.

President Obama has lost the support of young people because they learned that he has not posted any videos to u-Tube of his wife getting dressed and is old enough to be their father.

Sadie November 13, 2012 at 9:43 am

srdem -Billiant! LMAO

All future reporting on Petreaus/Broadwell/Allen/Kelly will be done in French to lend the air of “Je ne sais quoi” to further confuse the public and divert attention away from Hillary.

Susan November 13, 2012 at 9:51 am

Thank you for that great synopsis of the news, srdem. Nothing in this topsy-turvy world surprises me any longer…

Danceswithtruth November 13, 2012 at 9:55 am

I just love satire in the morning. The crazy thing is, all the above could be written in a paper tomorrow as actual facts. Geez…..

Julie Brueckheimer November 13, 2012 at 10:47 am

Not so sure that SrDem’s first paragraph will not come to pass, at least not in common parlance.

DeniseVB November 13, 2012 at 10:32 am

srdem makes more sense than the actual news :D Bravo !!!

Shofar November 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

This was satire? Lord, I thought it was a real synopsis of what the heck is going on.

The next four years are going to be filled with whiskey tango foxtrot.

BTW srdem, good job!

Aileen November 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

Like

Danceswithtruth November 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Whiskey tango foxtrot! LOL! I think that goes hand-in-hand with FUBAR.

Girly1 November 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

Another masterpiece, srdem! Great riposte from Sadie!

Julie Brueckheimer November 13, 2012 at 10:44 am

Mark Steyn comments that there was a WWII movie called Four Jills in a Jeep and suggests it now be remade as One Jill in Four Jeeps.

Star November 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

All I can say is keep your eye on the RPGs in front of the consulate and not on the shiny trinket of sefveral month’s standing and which we know now was common knowledge in DC.