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Obama Schedule || Thursday, September 6, 2012

10:10 pm || Delivers address to the Democratic Convention; Charlotte, North Carolina

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19 Responses to Obama Schedule || Thursday, September 6, 2012

  1. I heard that they’re rushing to get the Greek columns moved from the Bank of America stadium. Gee, my bedtime happens to be at 10:10PM. You’ll have to fill me in tomorrow on how the coronation went. Thanks!

    • He likes to practice in front of a mirror, and he REALLY has a problem looking away from such a handsome, authoritative, virile, God-like specimen of manhood such as himself. That’s why he takes so long.

      Of course, when Joe Biteme looks at him, he sees him as “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”, but I digress…

    • He MAY say “you” a few times, as in “YOU didn’t build that”, but otherwise, he will definitely talk about his favorite subject – the only person who can think up to his level, the only person he really cares about, and the only God he truly follows.

      Every media outlet will need a new keyboard tomorrow just to replace the “I” key. Maybe we can score that as “jobs created”? Oh wait, keyboards are made in China! What the heck, give it to him anyway, you can bet the media will!

  2. The main event was last night. Why would anyone in their right mind waste their time listening to the TOTUS? The empty stadium will always serve as a reminder that the ‘magic’ is gone.

  3. Until they install speakers in every home (re: “1984” or North Korea) aint no way I will watch-listen to Obama… even when FNC shows TOTUS speaking somewhere I have to hit ‘MUTE’.