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Quote of the Day || August 13, 2012

“A credible source tells me that Paul Ryan eats the livers of low-income babies”

– Sen. Harry Reid

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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7 Responses to Quote of the Day || August 13, 2012

  1. The real quote was, “A credible source tells me that Paul Ryan eats the livers of low-income babies with fava beans and a nice chianti.”

    The Obama campaign has already said Ryan is not a viable candidate because he has no PRIVATE SECTOR EXPERIENCE. Incredible.

    Other reasons why the Democrats say Paul Ryan can’t be Vice President:
    * He probably does his own taxes and actually understand them.
    * He didn’t make himself available for service during Vietnam.
    * He never voted for Ronald Reagan.

  2. “My credible source and I have eaten many buckets of buttered popcorn together (now linked to causing Alzheimers) and he knows what he is talking about. Now, where was I. Oh yes, my credible source and I have eaten many buckets of buttered popcorn together and he knows what he is talking about.”

    Sen. “Dim Bulb’ Reed

  3. Quote for tomorrow:

    In Danville, Biden says Romney’s policies will ‘put ya’ll back in chains’
    DANVILLE, Va. —
    Vice President Joe Biden told a racially mixed audience in Danville today that Mitt Romney’s policies will let banks write their own rules and “put ya’ll back in chains.”

    Richmond Times Dispatch

    Note the subtle ‘racially mixed audience’, as if Dem rallies weren’t (a bit more than) racially mixed.