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Live Stream || Carney Briefing – May 31, 2012

The briefing has concluded.

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9 Responses to Live Stream || Carney Briefing – May 31, 2012

  1. Just bring out a cardboard cut out and recording of this dolt, it’s the same everyday:
    1) Great jobs report, never mind the 383,000 first time unemployment claims.
    2) Fantastic revised 1.9% GDP growth, it’s a positive number and we’re a positive group at the WH
    3) ADP Job’s created 130,000 outstanding another week of positive job growth by our Dear Leader.
    4) Congress get the To Do List done, (never mind that almost not a one of the Dem Senators have seen the To Do List.)
    5) Poles forget it O doesn’t apologize for his gaffs. (He only apologizes for America becoming a world power.)
    6) Syria? (Of course O is concerned but he’s a little busy with a ‘kill’ list himself.)
    7) Osama Bin Laden still dead 1 year 29 days! And don’t you forget who pulled the trigger! (Hint his picture is plastered on the walls of the WH.)
    8) Someone say something about Bush?
    9) Remember Romney it’s A-M-E-R-I-C-A, (Cardboard Jay attempts to demonstrate how to use Spell Checker. New WH speech writers just hired this morning pay special heed.)
    10) Someone comes out and takes cardboard Jay, Press Conference over!

  2. I hope someone asks why Joe the Biden is in town? Portrait unveiling? Dump-the-Joe? Why IS there a dump tank on the WH lawn?

  3. Oh really, are your two daughters visiting their grandparents?
    Actually, though, overall, I thought Obama gave a respectful speech. But I know what he and Koo-Koo-Moo-Moo REALLY think when they walk by the Bush portrait.