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The Top Ten Rejected Obama Campaign Slogans

As is well known, the Obama 2012 campaign has chosen “Forward!” as its campaign slogan. The slogan has been criticized as eerily Commie-sounding, since it shares the name with several Communist publications.

Whether a good idea or not, the slogan was the result of an intense process in which many alternate ideas were considered and discarded before the campaign settled on “Forward.” In an effort to obtain these rejected ideas, White House Dossier attempted to file a Freedom of Information Act request.

After the Freedom of Information Act people finished laughing at White House Dossier, White House Dossier turned to its mole inside the Obama campaign, a ruthlessly dishonest and sneaky person – that is, a really good source – who went and got us the list.

What follows are the top ten slogans discarded by the Obama campaign before settling on “Forward.”

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1. Vote for Obama

2. Pot in Every Chicken

3. It’s Sunset in America

4. Nixon Now!

5. What Would Jesus Do – Vote for Romney or for Himself?

6. Workers – and Other Key Demographics – Unite!

7. Vote Obama or Get Audited

8. There’s Still More Wealth to Spread Around

9. If They Can Do it in China, We Can Do it Here

10. On Your Marx, Get Set, Go!

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Are you aware of any discarded Obama 2012 slogans?

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38 Responses to The Top Ten Rejected Obama Campaign Slogans

  1. Could one of the rejected slogans have been: LEMMINGS UNITE!
    For that to work the way I would hope, BHO would need to march off the cliff! Oh, WAIT! He is leading America toward the perilous cliffs ALREADY!

    Could have used/rejected: HOPE/CHANGE – Part 2..! Probably rejected because that would cause a complete and thorough examination of the completely and thoroughly FAILED policies of the BHO WH Adm.

    I look forward to the posts of your readers!

  2. Fore! is the most accurate slogan of this president’s past accomplishment in his first term. Why change a good thing?

  3. How about…
    I killed bin laden….and the economy and the oil/gas industries.
    That’s not all but more won’t fit on this bumber sticker.

  4. 1. Vote for the composite

    2. Dog in every Pot

    3. Forward full speed into the iceberg

    4. Vote for the Dope with Change

    5. I walk on water

    6. Workers ignite wall street

    7. Vote for more FEMA concentration camps

    8. I need the job.

    9. Commies for Obomie

    10. I am god

  5. Some really great slogans Keith and imaginative posters. I’ve been reading a lot of presidential slogan sites and came across some funny ones…at least they were funny to me.

    The self-described “progressive” Adlai Stevenson ran for president in 1952 against Ike, and it looks like the algae king stole his slogan, “Forward with Stevenson”. With all his executive orders and signing statements, a more appropriate slogan might be Woodrow Wilson’s 1916 theme “He proved the pen mightier than the sword.” He could use FDR’s 1932 slogan “In Hoover Bush we trusted, now we are busted”. Or he could use “Rum, Romanism and Rebellion”. Nah…maybe not. That was a 1884 anti-Democratic Party slogan, so he probably won’t go there…

  6. Keith, No. 10 is a winner.

    I was thinking that Michelle could have her slogan as well. Here are some oldies, but goodies from the “shoe queen” Imelda Marcos:

    “It’s the rich you can terrorize. The poor have nothing to lose.”
    “I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a human right to nobility.”
    “I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it’s so petty.”
    “Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.”

  7. Biden, Obama administration mouthpiece for dumb ideas,
    “time to press the reset button”, on dealing with the Russions.

  8. Every word, and EVERY ACTION by the TRAITOR OBAMA AND THE TRAITORS INFESTING THE DNC since the illegal emplacement of the MUSLIM/COMMUNIST DICTATOR PUPPET (OBAMA), has been to the detriment, and destruction of the Constitution, the nation, and the very lives of every WHITE, every CHRISTIAN, every CONSERVATIVE, and every JEW both in AMERICA AND ISRAEL. the Department of Homeland Security’s nightmare has become REAL in every horrible and deadly facet. . .the TERRORISTS HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH ORGANIZED CRIME, BOTH IN AMERICA AND MEXICO, AND THE TRAITORS INFESTING THE DNC, CBC, D.O.J., AND THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE JOINED THE TERRORISTS. THE AGENDA OF THE TRAITORS IS NOT TO MERELY MAKE AMERICA A SECOND OR THIRD WORLD OPEN SEWER. . .THEIR AGENDA IS THE DEATHS OF THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION, THE DEATHS OF OUR NATION AND ISRAEL, AND THE EXTERMINATION OF AMERICAN CITIZENS BY THE MILLIONS. WAKE UP AMERICA! THE SIGNS ARE CLEAR AND WRITTEN IN THE BLOOD OF WHITE VICTIMS OF DEMOCRAT PROMOTED AND SUPPORTED CRIMES AND TREASONS. THE TIME TO DEFEND YOUR HOMES, YOUR FAMILIES, AND YOUR VERY LIVES IS UPON US. THE ENEMY STALKS US IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH WEAPONS EXPOSED AND DEMOCRAT IMPOSED “MANDATES” TIE OUR HANDS TO DEFEND OURSELVES. WELCOME TO THE DEMOCRAT ETHNIC CLEANSEING OF AMERICA. . .”NO WHITES ALLOWED.”

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