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Quote of the day || April 26, 2012

by Keith Koffler on April 26, 2012, 12:23 am

“Yes, Mr. Jintao, I’m sorry, he’s at a campaign event right now, can he get back to you? Is this urgent?”

- White House switchboard operator

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote


William April 26, 2012 at 6:24 am

Ha ha! Like they would even bother calling him!

Lizzy April 26, 2012 at 8:36 am

Was that about 3AM?

Keith Koffler April 26, 2012 at 9:13 am

Hillary gets those.

Jeff April 26, 2012 at 9:40 am

Wait until he gets the 3rd, his 2nd nuke test out of the DPRK..

Lizzy April 26, 2012 at 10:12 am

Not filled with reassurance she could be out living La Vita Loca someplace.

Girly1 April 26, 2012 at 9:04 am

Obama? Obama, who? Sorry, there is no one here by that name. Please check the number you were dialing. Thank you.

Susan April 26, 2012 at 9:45 am

Let Jintao talk to Mooch. She’s going to be there meeting with the kids of the algae king’s staff for “Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day”. From the looks of hubby’s work day that should take about 5 minutes. What could she possibly talk about? The art of watching Sports Center all day long…

beedogs April 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama is on the golf course. Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama is on vacation. Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama is campaigning. Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama is on Saturday Night Live. Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama is partying. Sorry Mr Jintao, Obama has a coke spoon in his nose right now.