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Video || Raw Footage of Michelle Obama Skiing

by Keith Koffler on February 20, 2012, 10:00 am

White House Dossier has obtained exclusive footage out of Aspen of Michelle Obama skiing. I believe you will be pleasantly surprised.

Not bad! Michelle really hasn’t skied much, which is one reason I thought she was overdoing it by flying to Aspen. But now I understand.

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gobnait February 20, 2012 at 10:15 am

Well, NOW she has a good reason to lobby the Olympics committee to bring the Winter Games to Chicago-she could be the first First Lady to participate. I can see the headlines now!:D

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srdem65 February 20, 2012 at 10:15 am

Wow! I’m so impressed by MrsO’s ability to ski, throw a football, whack a tennis ball and hula hoop that I’m going to vote for MrO in November.
/sarc/

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ol gator February 21, 2012 at 8:51 am

Be impressed ! Someone in her posse bet her 5 maine lobsters, 2 new york strip steaks ,2 baked potatoes, biscuits, gravy and 3 Paula Dean sweet potato pies that she couldn’t jump it… as you can see, she quickly overcame her fears and enjoyed her dinner afterward !
I don’t know which is more impressive… the jump or the consumption?

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DeniseVB February 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

LOL ! I knew it was a joke right away …. there are other people on the slope :D

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GotFreedom February 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

No way she gets that much air with that big behind!!!

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GotFreedom February 20, 2012 at 10:29 am

Not to mention–did you see the hideous color of that ski jacket–certain she wouldn’t be caught dead in that unless it had some fancy schmancy designer label on it!!!

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blondie February 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

Not anymore. All of a sudden the press is focusing on how much Mrs. O loves J. Crew.

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legtingle February 20, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Don’t forget those $25.00 rags from Target! She sports those a lot lately. Just one of us peons, dontcha know!

I loved the contents of her Target buggy when she was “surprised” by a photog: Dog treats and a jug of Lysol. Was she telling us that she cleans the White House toilets herself? Impressive!

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Harold Hoboken April 11, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Could care less.

Remember to vote in November.

ABO_2012

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 10:35 am

Good one Keith. What a woman. Olympic skier, Guinness World Record holder in jumping jacks, and living the life of the rich and famous by sticking it to the taxpayer with 16 exotic vacations since the occupation of our WH. Enjoy it while you can queenie.

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Mike Lester February 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

Lunch time at the lodge and someone was trying to get “between her and a burrito”.

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Janna February 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

Why Keith….who knew you could be so snarky!!

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Star February 20, 2012 at 11:03 am

A day without snark is a day without moonshine.

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Mark Holbrook February 20, 2012 at 10:43 am

Ski equipment from Goodwill = $47.85; Ski clothing from Target = 106.98; Air fare, lodging, fancy meals, ski lift passes, secret service detail = Priceless…to her — $850,977 charged to the tax payer’s MasterCard.

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MaryOhSoContrary February 20, 2012 at 10:45 am

Keith…like Foster Friesse would say “what a gal!”

Soon our Me!Chelle Antoinette will be BFFs with Sean White:) take that Val Jarrett!

Kudos Keith…you broke this…and it use going mainstream. The DemApologistas are even having troubles ‘splaining this one. Santorum or Gingrich need to USE this “.005% percenter” behavior as a contrast to the “fairness and redistribution” preached by the Obama’s.

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

“Fairness and redistribution” – the antithesis of “liberty and freedom”.

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GotFreedom February 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

“Keith…like Foster Friesse would say “what a gal!”

Check out her form–she didn’t keep her knees together like Mr. Friesse suggests!!!

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Keith Koffler February 20, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Right, I mean, if you’re going to wage class warfare, at least stay off the slopes in Colorado until after Election Day.

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kmbog February 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

For the first time I can be proud of the First Lady…

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Keith Koffler February 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Good one.

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RPFreeSpeech February 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

Thanks so for the Monday morning laugh, Keith!

The actual shots of her ‘skiing’ demonstrate just how much of a beginner she is…she’s looking down at the skis, rather than checking out the tree in the middle of the run (RIP Sonny Bono).

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Anonna February 20, 2012 at 10:57 am

I heard she fell off the ski lift.

And I saw the photos that have been tilted so that it looks as if she is on a steeper slope (tilt them back so the trees are vertical and you’ll see her true level of accomplishment on skis).

Now, I think it’s good to try new things, but there was no need for her to fly to Aspen. There are slopes near Washington, D.C., and no one can tell me the Princesses Obama had an overwhelming need to be in Aspen this President’s Day weekend.

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anneinarkansas February 20, 2012 at 11:09 am

Avalanche!

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Star February 20, 2012 at 11:12 am

Taking a big jump…named after a large marine animal–some connection…but in Slate (which I hate) we learn:
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/victory_lab/2012/02/project_narwhal_how_a_top_secret_obama_campaign_program_could_change_the_2012_race_.single.html

Just FYI. Also, I am getting a lot of anti-Romney emails and when I block an address, it comes the next day in another stolen or cloned address. Just keep the delete key working, I guess.

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Darrel February 20, 2012 at 11:29 am

Is it April First today Keith?

When pigs fly is all I have to say.

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

Off topic but just heard about one of Romney’s campaign speeches in Michigan over the weekend. He’s having a hard time defining his policies and what he stands for.

I love this state… I love the lakes… I love cars… I love American cars and long may they rule the world… As Michael Barry says he sounds like a CEO trying to make small talk with his workers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHaMqHh5NZ4

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Janice/Granny Jan February 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

He can be cringe-worthy. Definitely trying too hard and can’t seem to be himself, a boring guy. He actually might make a good president, though. It seems too late to get another candidate and Santorium has issues, too.

Romney, personally, is a nice guy who has quietly done many admirable things in his life. Don’t mention the dog. lol. Even that has been distorted.
I wouldn’t underestimate his toughness. He’s shown it in the campaign.

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

He does seem to be a very nice man with a lovely family, but his policies aren’t bold enough to make the drastic changes this country needs to turn us away from the brink. The first two issues in his 59-point plan are (1) maintain current income tax rates, and (2) maintain current tax rates on interest, dividends, and capital gains. Too milquetoast and just managing the decline, in my opinion. None of our candidates are flawless, but I’m going with Santorum. He is a man of principle, and he speaks my language. Watched his Ohio speech over the weekend and he said the most important aspect of this election is freedom. That is music to my ears.

As far as being tough, I have my doubts whether Romney will be as hard on Obama as he has been on his fellow Republicans. The establishment won’t let him.

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Star February 20, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I agree with this, Granny. Romney could be making more money or doing more volunteer work, but instead he has scrapped around these states setting up a campaign for yrs–unheralded. To me, this is fire in the belly, to use another cliche. Maybe this is anecdotal, but the Mormons around here are hardworking, tend to make a lot of money and are conservative–I don’t see Romney passing it out like Tic Tacs. Stewart cracked that under those jeans, he probably had his regular pants. I don’t think he is comfy being all small talky–but most of these guys are not. Maybe Clinton, but most of the others are not.

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MT for re-redistribution February 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I’d be tickled to be able to vote for Santorum. I agree, it’s our country’s best option for success.

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Star February 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm

He wouldn’t win and that would be a problem for me.

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

How do you know he wouldn’t win?

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Star February 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm

A lifetime of instinct……I would vote for him but it would be a vote against the other one.

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langley barfly February 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

I havent seen FLOTUS Michelle’s “ski vacation” reported anywhere in the ‘media’…

Any reason this is not being mentioned/reported anywhere?

(or is the ‘media’ such Obama sycophants they do everything they can to support Obama)

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Star February 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

That one–what you said…Speak nothing against thy hero. Although did you see Jon Stewart on Letterman? I know he would crawl over broken glass to vote for Obama again, but he still depicted him as remote and not liking Americans much. Stewart said something like Obama sighs before every news conference–you people again… He even compared unfavorably him in a back-handed way to Bush…

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srdem65 February 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

The “Daily Caller” has a piece on the Obama vacation; it’s very enlightening. The Obamas and “friends” are staying at the Crown family chalet and the Crowns have moved into a hotel in Aspen during the “visit”.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/20/michelle-obama-and-kids-spend-presidents-day-at-aspen/

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Star February 20, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Kicked them out of their own house?

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Anonna February 20, 2012 at 6:11 pm

So, who is paying for the Crown family’s stay in the hotel?

Who are the girffriends traveling with MoochMORE? She just always has to have a pack around her.

Two ski instructors for three adults?
Three ski instructors for two children?

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Janice/Granny Jan February 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

Be careful, Keith. the Obama campaign sicced the Aspen photographer on me over using his photos which I found on Politico and the Daily Mail UK. Luckily, he threatened me on the video so I took it down before You Tube did. I had done a parody of her Aspen trip which had only been up a few hours..

I know the photographer wasn’t personally watching You Tube videos. It was his first ever comment on You Tube in 5 years. I’m honored to be considered that important, WH idiots!

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Susan February 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Wondered why your video was taken down Granny Jan. I did get to see it before you pulled it and it was fantastic. If I remember correctly you used the theme music from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Maybe you could re-post it with a note saying something like photo embargoed by Obama regime or something similar.

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MaryOhSoContrary February 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Be careful GJ! The Obots are maliciously rotten and totally without humor. I find their censorship and suppression techniques to be like a game of Whack-A-Mole. The more they pound down…the more others of “us” pop up all about:). That they are “seeking you out” means you are gathering a following and your message threatens their plans. Well done!!!

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Janice/Granny Jan February 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Thanks, guys. Maybe they won this little battle but they won’t win the war.

Good article:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/02/michelles-ski-trip-marks-16-obama-vacations/294051

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PortiaElizabeth February 20, 2012 at 5:56 pm

GJ, I am so sorry to’ve missed your newest video! If it was half a sgood as the others then I know I missed a great parody. What a sad time for our country when you can’t even make fun of someone without being threatened. I agree – that photographer did not act independently.

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srdem65 February 20, 2012 at 6:54 pm

I was lucky enough to see the video. It was not mean, nor photoshopped or untrue. Another GJ starred video.

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Janice/Granny Jan February 20, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Thanks, Srdem.

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Keith Koffler February 20, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Wow, that’s the first time I’ve even heard of anyone doing that. Whether they did this particular thing or not, I’m sure we can expect the WH to collude – directly or through its allies – in as much suppression of information it doesn’t like as possible.

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Star February 21, 2012 at 10:26 am

Did Granny take it down–or did they? If THEY did, this needs to get out.

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Darrel February 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Mooch only gets that high over snow when she dips into Barry’s personal stash.

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Girly1 February 20, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Love the video, Keith! Now she can turn in the hula hoop and potato sack for a pair of ski poles! What a champ!

Congratulations, Granny Jan! As long as the First Amendment is still intact, let me just say ‘Keep up the good work’!!! Sorry the little men in black chose to confiscate your Aspen parody…but it just goes to show you have really touched a nerve with the MOOCH! What is this world coming to when a gal can’t have a little fun at the expense of the Royals!

Speaking of the Royals, I bet the Crown household is counting the hours until Queenie and her entourage board AF Two back to the palace! It can’t be easy listenin’ to MOOchelle droppin’ those ‘g’s for three days!

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Janice/Granny Jan February 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

The Crowns escaped to a local luxury hotel which they probably own and left MO and her entourage free run on their “chalet”. Srdem linked to the Daily caller article with its insider information.
Incidentally, my sister is the best friend of Paula Hanaway Crown’s cousin. Paula’s a middle class girl from my hometown of Marblehead who married very well. It’s ironic how Michelle Obama said negative things about white Irish catholics in Chicago like the Daleys as Paula is Irish catholic or she was once.

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Girly1 February 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Was Buttermilk closed to the public for the entire holiday week-end? It’s okay for the Royals to disrupt the entire town with their circus-like entourage—but it’s not okay for Mom, Dad, Malia and Sasha to attend regular Sunday morning church services in D.C. for fear of disrupting the congregation! What hypocrisy!

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GotFreedom February 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Excellent point Girly1–priorities–skiing or church; skiing or church. . .

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MT for re-redistribution February 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I’m sure the taxpayers are paying the ski resort to compensate for their loss of revenue due to turning away skiers. Probably buying skiers free passes for their next trip too to make up for the inconvenience. More hidden costs we are paying for.

Boy I sure get a happy feeling knowing that the first lady is taking dozens of vacations on my dime. I know I can’t afford one, so I must live vicariously through her. Thank God for Michelle Obama.

BTW, church is for the ignorant masses, not the royalty.

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Star February 21, 2012 at 10:30 am

Really? They pay for the vacant rooms? When the Clintons came to our church (2-3 Sundays month), no one paid us to be metal-detected, herded around, bossy-cowed, etc.

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Girly1 February 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Interesting story, Granny Jan. Attacking the Irish Catholics in Chicago was not a smart move — I can understand why Bill Daley extricated himself from the situation at the WH! The Obamas, if the truth be known, hate everyone except their own.

I hope the Crown family has a good cleaning crew! God only knows what they are going to find under the beds and under the sofa cushions! The Obamas have no respect for the WH….imagine the damage they could to to a private home!

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blondie February 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Where is El Presidente today? Don’t see his busy schedule up. I guess because its his special day,he’s off? He is a Federal employee after all and campaigning is tiring.

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Jeff February 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Yeah, I had to look…

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cheryl February 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I literally just spit coffee all over my desk.

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PortiaElizabeth February 20, 2012 at 5:46 pm

I was really hoping someone had caught the image of her falling off the ski- lift. On MOTUS’ site, a poster said the locals laughed their heads off and said she looked like an idiot. I’d pay to see that video.

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Anonna February 20, 2012 at 6:17 pm

This is MoochMORE putting herself first, as she says. Suppose Barry doesn’t get re-elected? Then MoochMORE would have been deprived of this VIP trip to Aspen on the taxpayers’ dime. This way, whether or not he’s re-elected, she’ll always have the memories.

I wonder if MoochMORE suspects that Barry will lose. Either that or she knows we won’t be having elections.

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Lizzy February 20, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Very random comment. Well I liked Ike before he was President this was when he was Supreme Allied Commander in WW 2. Mamie made the group of wives of the high grade officers serving with her husband adhere to a few
‘guidelines’. While the war was on she said no dining out, parties trips or
frivolous spending. They would meet at Mamie’s to plan and do things for the
wounded their families and other volunteer efforts. Low key but Mamie seemed like a meek First Lady but I guess she got her drive and dedication
from her upbringing and her husband. Just a nice story to think we have had and will again have steel willed wonderful women like Mamie.
Happy President’s Day! To all who served us well!
Ike was a Kansas man:-)

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Zorro February 20, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Mamie had a born-wealthy father and immigrant mother.
She appreciated her privilege and took public service seriously.
The antithesis of Michelle Obama in every conceivable way.

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Lizzy February 21, 2012 at 5:26 am

Thanks for the reply I just thought of her the other she seemed so mild
and quiet but she was a formitable woman and great lady. A real First
Lady as were others especially of that generation.

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Knothead February 20, 2012 at 7:54 pm

I love Michelle Obama. I’d love her more if she wasn’t FLOTUS!
Sorry Barry.

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Barb February 20, 2012 at 8:56 pm

No way.

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WearTheTargetDisguiseMoochie February 21, 2012 at 12:10 am

January 2013 – all she’ll have is the memories as she’s packing up her families belongings in cardboard boxes…

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Faun February 21, 2012 at 8:49 am

LOL. Good luck with that fantasy.

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ol gator February 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

hope they dont follow the clintonian practice of packing more than they should.. seems like they were told to return items lifted from the WH
premises after moving out… any one remember that?

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Hyrum Weller March 5, 2012 at 11:30 am

I’m tired of all the half-truths this organization puts our about Senator Hatch. The leader of Freedomworks for America is very hypocritical when accusing Senator Hatch of too much spending! He’s worse than most of them! Almost all of the accusations put out against Senator Hatch have been successfully refuted yet, the absurd headlines and accusations continue. If he is not re-elected and made Senate Finance Committee Chairman, Senator Olympia Snow will be put in. She is now infamous as the Republican who crossed the line and voted for Obama Care! I don’t want someone like that taking care of my tax dollars in the Senate!!!

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brendan March 24, 2013 at 5:08 pm

Keith, Keith, Keith, I’ve just read 2 articles about Mrs Obummer and I’m beginning to think you’re a major supporter of her! How did the tables turn? I’m surprised, to say the least

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