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Quote of the Day || January 24, 2012

“The state of our union is strong! Except for the price of gas. And the unemployment rate. And the GDP. And the budget deficit. Oh, forget it.”

– Barack Obama

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9 Responses to Quote of the Day || January 24, 2012

  1. “The state of the union is strong. My golf handicap is now +21; Michele has enough frequent flyer miles for a new Vera Wang dress; Hollywood donors are preparing a three sequel movie project; labor unions only have to work 2 1/2 hours each day for full pay and benefits; un-deported Mexican criminals are now eligible for federal housing loans; the Keystone pipeline project will terminate in Chicago; and the Hawaiian Islands will be relocated closer to California so I can save travel time going on vacation. God…I mean me…is good!” BO

  2. After that he is coming to Chandler (my burg-let) to clog up traffic and wax on about Intel…Intel says it goes to China bec China buys a lot of stuff and it doesn’t have to ship so far. This makes a horrible kind of sense…but hey, let hiim put on the bunny suit and babble at us.

  3. What’s up with the site today? The home page is showing the “Banana Republic” post from yesterday. No amount of refreshing or cache clearing is helping.

  4. Just reading an update on Mark Kirk it seems a bit more serious. They have removed a 4 by 8 section of his skull to reduce swelling. Let’s all pray for him
    and also that the President has the good grace to at least mention him as he
    is as important as any member and does occupy his former seat.