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Quote of the Day || December 19, 2011

by Keith Koffler on December 19, 2011, 7:02 am

“I decree that all North Koreans will use paper napkins during lunch and linen napkins with dinner.”

- Kim Jong Un

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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Shofar December 19, 2011 at 7:15 am

Food, however will be optional.

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lc southern December 19, 2011 at 7:50 am

If you can afford to purchase it.

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Susan December 19, 2011 at 8:10 am

Whether he uses linen or paper, sonny boy doesn’t look like he has missed many meals. This hasn’t been a very good year for tin pot dictators.

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Just2old December 19, 2011 at 10:27 am

The boy has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book!

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Whoisjohngalt December 19, 2011 at 8:21 am

Did Mr.O get the phone call at 3 am?
This puts a whole new wrinkle in Mr O’s foreign policy protocol. As the older leader, does he wait until Kim Jong Un bows first or do they bow in tandem?

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Star December 19, 2011 at 9:24 am

As always, my first reaction was, “Oh, NOW what?”

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srdem65 December 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

Well, of course they must use napkins. Eating soup with chopsticks can get messy.

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jeff December 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

How long before they have a nuclear garage sale ?

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