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“Return your drone, Barack? You mean like, talk as much as you do? Bwahahahahaha!.”
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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12:50 pm || Departs Fort Bragg
BO: “OK, what happened to Air Force One? Where did it disappear to? Get me that little squirt from Iran on the phone!”
Now we see how wrongly things have been handled by past presidents. All you have to do is is ask nice and say pretty please.
Keith, this is your funniest quote to date!
Iran knows they have nothing to fear. Now if, rather than a drone, it was one of his teleprompters…
He would have sent Special Forces over to retrieve that baby… He is Mr. Mumbles without TOTUS.
Even my 20 yr old daughter sees the absolute idiocy of our president
“asking” for the return… just yet another exposure of the elementary
thinking (or non thinking) of the muslim raised sympathizer formally known as “barry”.
In the time it took little Barry to wring his hands for fear he might upset Iran and
they wouldn’t love him we could have used one of the 3 plans ready to go retrieve the drone before they got hold of it! God help us if he should have a life and death decision to make….we are doomed:(
Definition of a Drone:
A. the male of the honeybee and other bees, stingless and making no honey.
B. a person who lives on the labor of others; parasitic loafer.
C. a drudge.
Looks like Little Barry is being held hostage by the Iranians…..Hey Mamoud, let us know when you have finished deconstructing it, we want to know exactly how it works.
And even after he asked so nicely!
What an embarrassment to the US!
Ah, drone….and drone…not bad.
I’d consider an equal exchange – one drone for the other. ;-)
I always love your little smart aleck lines with the legal disclaimer but this one made me stop, think, then laugh out loud. Thank you for the morning chuckle.
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I still don’t know why this didn’t work. Obama asked politely! geez. you’d almost think the Iranians were our enemy or something.
It might be fiction BUT whith Obama going public to “ASK that Iran return the Item” is really HIGH COMEDY….The Wimpy Asshole is really become the World’s most laughed at IDIOT!