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Quote of the Day || December 14, 2011

by Keith Koffler on December 14, 2011, 12:04 am

“Return your drone, Barack? You mean like, talk as much as you do? Bwahahahahaha!.”

- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote


Mark Holbrook December 14, 2011 at 5:56 am

12:50 pm || Departs Fort Bragg
BO: “OK, what happened to Air Force One? Where did it disappear to? Get me that little squirt from Iran on the phone!”

qestout December 14, 2011 at 6:33 am

Now we see how wrongly things have been handled by past presidents. All you have to do is is ask nice and say pretty please.

Aileen December 14, 2011 at 8:22 am

Keith, this is your funniest quote to date!

William December 14, 2011 at 8:52 am

Iran knows they have nothing to fear. Now if, rather than a drone, it was one of his teleprompters…

Susan December 14, 2011 at 9:32 am

He would have sent Special Forces over to retrieve that baby… He is Mr. Mumbles without TOTUS.

ol gator December 14, 2011 at 9:18 am

Even my 20 yr old daughter sees the absolute idiocy of our president
“asking” for the return… just yet another exposure of the elementary
thinking (or non thinking) of the muslim raised sympathizer formally known as “barry”.

Lizzy December 14, 2011 at 9:19 am

In the time it took little Barry to wring his hands for fear he might upset Iran and
they wouldn’t love him we could have used one of the 3 plans ready to go retrieve the drone before they got hold of it! God help us if he should have a life and death decision to make….we are doomed:(

veritaseequitas December 14, 2011 at 9:43 am

Definition of a Drone:
A. the male of the honeybee and other bees, stingless and making no honey.
B. a person who lives on the labor of others; parasitic loafer.
C. a drudge.

Looks like Little Barry is being held hostage by the Iranians…..Hey Mamoud, let us know when you have finished deconstructing it, we want to know exactly how it works.

anneinarkansas December 14, 2011 at 9:57 am

And even after he asked so nicely!
What an embarrassment to the US!

Star December 14, 2011 at 10:26 am

Ah, drone….and drone…not bad.

Sadie December 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I’d consider an equal exchange – one drone for the other. ;-)

barkley pontree December 14, 2011 at 1:26 pm

I always love your little smart aleck lines with the legal disclaimer but this one made me stop, think, then laugh out loud. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

rulierose December 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm

I still don’t know why this didn’t work. Obama asked politely! geez. you’d almost think the Iranians were our enemy or something.

redhawk December 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm

It might be fiction BUT whith Obama going public to “ASK that Iran return the Item” is really HIGH COMEDY….The Wimpy Asshole is really become the World’s most laughed at IDIOT!