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Michelle Added to Obama Dinner Raffle

by Keith Koffler on November 30, 2011, 4:15 pm

The raffle dinner winner gets to dine with Michelle too.

At least we know now it will be at a nice place . . .

From a campaign email signed by “Barack.”

If you win a seat at the next dinner with three other supporters and me, you’ll get to bring a guest.

I thought I’d bring one, too — so I invited Michelle.

She’s in.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.

Michelle and I don’t get to spend as much time as we’d like with the people who are building the 2012 campaign.

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William November 30, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Hmmmmm…

It’s now $3 “or whatever you can” afford. A subtle admission that most people think $1.50 per guest is a bit too much?

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brstevens November 30, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Hmm. When it was just Obama I considered it, but now that Michelle’s in I’m out! I don’t need her glaring at me for attacking the potatoes with more gusto than I might the peas.

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MT for re-redistribution November 30, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Ha!! True, so true.

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MZStitch December 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm

From what hear if they are fried she just may eat those potatoes right off your dish!

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John November 30, 2011 at 4:42 pm

“Michelle and I don’t get to spend as much time as we’d like with the people who are building the 2012 campaign.”

Poor B-Rock, too busy golfing and shooting hoops to spend some time with the great unwashed masses.

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Anonna December 1, 2011 at 10:13 am

Yeah, all that partaying and vaycaying takes time away from thanking the small people.

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DREAMS FROM MY NEIGHBOR December 1, 2011 at 10:44 am
srdem65 November 30, 2011 at 4:47 pm

There is just something so unseemly about this, disturbing, too.
The POTUS and his wife asking for money so that they can continue to live in the WhiteHouse, this is so wrong.

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Star November 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm

It is kind of creepy and cloying.

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Susan November 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Wonder what he had to bribe her with to get her to attend a dinner with a bunch of us little people. Whatever it is, I’m confident we’re paying for it. His behavior is unbecoming to the high office he holds. Never thought I’d see the day when the president of the United States would sell himself and his wife for $3.

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SnarkEsq. December 1, 2011 at 3:33 am

I agree. It is so TACKY!

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Rick December 1, 2011 at 10:37 am

“I had to put up with those NASCAR rednecks and THIS is all you can bribe me with?”

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sawgnr December 1, 2011 at 5:54 pm

He bribed her with her greatest weakness……. free food and lots of it.

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Mark Holbrook November 30, 2011 at 5:21 pm

How Michelle came to be invited.
B: Since you are joining us and you vegetable garden has gone to seed, any serving suggestions?
M: Let them eat cake!

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Darrel December 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Peas. “Time to eat your peas”, peasants.

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MichelleIndependent November 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm

I would not pay 3 cents to dine with either Obama.

(except to tell them off)

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William November 30, 2011 at 6:38 pm

If you read the message carefully, it says, “Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered…” So a mere $0.02 should be enough.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:51 am

can you just apply your “tax credit” or “extended unemployment insurace”….is your payment TAX DEDUCTIBLE from Federal Income Tax….is so, isn’t THAT a conflict of interest and an ethics violation?

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jab December 1, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Too much!

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creeper December 1, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Raffle, my aunt’s grandmother. Those seats will go to the highest bidder.

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Car in November 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I believe among liberals Michelle is more popular than he is.

So. Thus. She’s IN.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:49 am

That is because they haven’t met Hannibal Lecter yet…he is ACTUALLY a liberal….Peta is on his side…”Eat Humans, not animals”

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SnarkEsq. December 1, 2011 at 3:34 am

So, I guess this means LOBSTER will be on the menu?

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ol' gator December 1, 2011 at 8:23 am

once moochie gets thru “sampling” the lobster in the kitchen , they’ll be none left for the common guests… Oh well, for the peasant, just to be in their company should be enough.. NOT ! ! ! !

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Chisco December 1, 2011 at 11:43 am

No, the one with the claws will be sitting next to barack…….

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Mary Burcham December 1, 2011 at 6:57 am

Why doesn’t he just stand on the corner holding a cardboard sign that says “Will work for votes”…

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Robin H December 1, 2011 at 7:41 am

Oh good thing I didn’t have coffee in my mouth! LOL!

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Jeremy December 1, 2011 at 10:40 am

He doesn’t plan on doing any work. It should read, will give a speech full of empty promises for votes.

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Willdit December 1, 2011 at 10:22 am

Good one! This one gave me a belly laugh! I woke up th dogs!

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DREAMS FROM MY NEIGHBOR December 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

I think he got his CT. SSN card from a guy selling them on the corner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX7GNtqioqQ

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MWalters December 1, 2011 at 11:40 am

Sorry, this clueless doofus does not work, and would not know how!

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Darrel December 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Because Present-dent Obama has no intention of actually working.

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Dale December 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I wish he would work for votes, better than making promises he never keeps trying to cozy up to Hispanics and unions.

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Brian December 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Well the last 3 years has proven that he WON’T work if he gets your vote. However, Obama will; party, golf, vacation, campaign etc. for your vote!

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Anonna December 1, 2011 at 10:12 am

They desperately cling to the idea of her universal popularity — an idea that they cooked up themselves!

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Isaac Slosman December 1, 2011 at 10:27 am

Wouldn’t it be fun to donate $1, win the rasffle, auction the invitation of on e-bay and donate the proceeds to an oponant?

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eve hunter December 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm

neat idea…..

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Gordon December 1, 2011 at 10:29 am

Please God, let me lose

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Frank_H December 1, 2011 at 10:29 am

Oh great, a booby prize.

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glenp December 1, 2011 at 10:34 am

sitting next to spoiled foul meat? that gamey stench would ruin any apetite

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J.D. December 1, 2011 at 10:38 am

First prize is dinner with the Oblame-a’s. Second place prize is you have to have dessert with them, too.

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CindyLou December 1, 2011 at 10:41 am

Wow they are a cheap date ;)

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HinterlandG December 1, 2011 at 10:44 am

You outdid yourself with this “newsworthy” story. Wow.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:45 am

man…that would require a deeper discount than Black Friday at the Mall.

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Chloe December 1, 2011 at 10:47 am

Thank goodness I know I won’t be going, I hate throwing up.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:47 am

Proof that Reggie Love has resigned…the Bamer has to take his pet monkey to dinner…..

Moochelle….occupy Chicago again…..

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Star December 1, 2011 at 10:51 am

French-fried pecarino with hazelnut coffee dipping sauce is on Wendy’s Val Menu now, don’tcha know.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:56 am

they don’t take my food stamps……moochelle ate up the national economy in one taxpayer funded meal.

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Tommy Boy December 1, 2011 at 10:50 am

Whats with this lady and her ‘Always Eating’? This woman must spend hours on the toilet unloading the day’s gobbeling’s. Poor toilet.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

Excessive methane gas promotes Global Warming….Moochelle should be shut down by the EPA.

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eve hunter December 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm

imagining the mooch eating is disgusting….dumping even worse…..

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Re Re December 1, 2011 at 10:51 am

I’d rather chew glass.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:52 am

Shame it was to be held on Thanksgiving…..it would have been the ultimate Turkey Dinner.

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rufus levin December 1, 2011 at 10:57 am

The dinner will be at a Chicago restaurant of Rham Emanuell and Valarie Jarrett’s choosing….likely owned by Bill Ayers and Louis Farakhan.

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urstrange December 1, 2011 at 10:58 am

MicHELLe and I don’t get to spend as much time as we’d like with the people who are footing the tab for our lavish lifestyle, parties, golf outings and Queen M’s 22 attendants and vay-cays. For $3 you’ll get a meal of all the things my Food Nazi wife and myself still eat, like ribs,cheeseburgers & fries, but won’t let you eat, except when you have the privilege to dine with the ones you have been waiting on, literally…Mooch and Hooch!

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2centsworth December 1, 2011 at 11:01 am

Of course she’ll come… there is food!

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urstrange December 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

…signed by Bark, the turd, oops third, dog in the White House!!

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Ready42012 December 1, 2011 at 11:06 am

You’ll be dining with Moochelle, who’ll be eating inside a giant plastic bubble so as not to become infected with any of our common folk cooties. Also, that way you can’t take any of her lobster and filet mignon while you enjoy your Ravioli and Vienna sausage’s.

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Robin December 1, 2011 at 11:10 am

I’m tempted to enter just so I could snub them.

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18A December 1, 2011 at 11:13 am

lol…I’ve heard of the Christmas Goose…or a Kialua Pig….but this is disgusting….”Let them eat cake” Michelle….”let them eat cake”…..

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18A December 1, 2011 at 11:21 am

I have not laughed this hard in a long time…thanks for your hilarious blog….

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ryan masterson December 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Isn’t terrorism and communism hilarious? Only a big brother troll trying to discredit the truth would think so.

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gr8dismal December 1, 2011 at 11:23 am

They better qudruple order the mashed potatoes if anyone else is going to get any.

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Morrow December 1, 2011 at 11:25 am

If you are eating at the same table with Moochelle, you can bet on two (2) sure things; (1) it will be expensive high-cholesterol fattening food, and (2) you had better dig in, ’cause she’ll devour the entire meal and trimmings. It’s like having dinner with Michael Moore and he gets passed the sweet potatoes before the plate comes to you. Don’t look for a scrap left.

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BillR December 1, 2011 at 11:29 am

I can’t think of any two people who would be worse to have dinner with. It would be fun, I guess, to see how much food Michelle would stuff in her purse for that “midnight snack”

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george December 1, 2011 at 11:31 am

That’s going to be a slightly unbalanced feast — apple slices and bean sprouts for the unsuspecting raffle winner, while Michelle gets to sit there and scarf down cheeseburgers and fries.

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Jullou December 1, 2011 at 11:33 am

Nothing like commericializing the images of President and The First Lady.

A perfect example of Michelle comercializing the First Lady position is that she is constantly on the covers of magazines and on tv. Her husband does the same thing. This is cheapening the image of these positions. But they wouldn’t understand that traditionally, First Ladies protected the position from comercialization. Not Michelle. She must think she is similar to a Hollywood star. Having a make-up artist on the payroll says a lot. Michelle, I know how easy it is for you to spend our money, but ultimately, you will pay for all of this with a bad reputation.

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Chisco December 1, 2011 at 11:40 am

She has a reputation???

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BlownfuelCoupe December 1, 2011 at 11:36 am

I’m not opposed to participating in this charade it’s just I can’t stomach the thought of witnessing massive Tofu shoveled into that Pie Hole.

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MWalters December 1, 2011 at 11:37 am

Put a bone around her neck, and let me bring my dog who would enjoy the playtime and I may just bid!

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Chisco December 1, 2011 at 11:39 am

And here I wasn’t aware that “Mickey D’s” still offered their 19-cent cheeseburgers……..19 cents is MORE than I’d pay to “dine with [m]ichelle and me”…..besides, I’d be unable to eat anyway if I HAD to look at them that close in the first place!

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heart of east tennessee December 1, 2011 at 11:41 am

I soo needed that LOL this morning!

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JDS December 1, 2011 at 11:41 am

No thanks Barry. I would rather spend $3.00 at McDonalds than to have dinner with you & your wife.

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BlownfuelCoupe December 1, 2011 at 11:43 am

Just the thought of this makes me anorexic.

And just when I was desiring a large butt like hers.

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Jullou December 1, 2011 at 11:47 am

The Obamas are the most commercialized president and first lady of all time. Neither of them has ever passed up a camera, magazine cover or tv opportunity. They ignore the traditional roles of president and first lady and made them tacky, commercial and fake. They have no honor, no respect for our country and are out for everything they can get.

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nat turner December 1, 2011 at 11:49 am

I’d hit it. With a Buick.

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baba booie December 1, 2011 at 11:52 am

Well, there better be an extra-wide chair for the anti-obesity champion’s ever expanding hind quarters

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TILLIE December 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

Why would anyone want to have dinner with, whats the big deal?..who I would love to have dinner with is WILLIAM AND KATE…I bet that would be lots of fun..paid for by the wealthy obamas

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SemperFi December 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

Can’t we raffle off moochelle to some tribe in need of a little I and I.

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edknowsall December 1, 2011 at 11:58 am

I’d like to win just so I could this down with them at dinner and tell them how full of crap I think they are.

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LAURIE December 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

CAN I PUKE NOW??????

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