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Sometimes, You Don’t Have to Make it Up

“If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill.  (Applause.)  If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill.  (Applause.)”

– Barack Obama.

A note from our attorneys: This IS a real quote

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Yes, President Obama actually said this Wednesday during his appearance in North Carolina. Took it from the White House transcript.

Also, I checked with several leading experts in English grammar and syntax, and their response was unanimous. It’s “You have got to help me pass this bill.”

I would add that Obama, being in the executive branch, can’t actually “pass this bill.” He can try to convince Congress to pass it.

A big hat tip to one of our readers, William, whose idea this was entirely.

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31 Responses to Sometimes, You Don’t Have to Make it Up

  1. Mr. Obama is a desperate man. His ignorance of the English language is overshadowed by his arrogance.

    Note : AttackWatch, this is not a smear, but just simply the truth!

  2. Cue Beatles music, “All you need is love” Obama style

    Love, Love, Love. Love, Love, Love. Love, Love, Love.

    There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done. [Except develop an economic policy that makes sense]
    Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung. [Especially class warfare]
    Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. [I’m a master at it] It’s easy.

    Nothing you can make that can’t be made. [Overseas]
    No one you can save that can’t be saved. [Except our allies]
    Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. [I’m still trying to figure out who the hell I am] It’s easy.

    All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.

    Nothing you can know that isn’t known. [Except how to defend our borders]
    Nothing you can see that isn’t shown. [Except who’s really donating to my re-election]
    Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be. [On fund raising drives] It’s easy.

    All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. All you need is love (All together, now!) All you need is love. (Everybody!) All you need is love, love. Love is all you need (love is all you need) (love is all you need) (love is all you need) (love is all you need) Yesterday (love is all you need) (love is all you need) (love is all you need)

    Yee-hai! Oh yeah! love is all you need, love is all you need,love is all you need, love is all you need, oh yeah oh hell yea! love is all you need love is all you need love is all you need.

    Apologies to John and Paul!

  3. Obama slips into his faux gangsta street mode, as he thinks it will rally his base. The rest of us, not so much. In truth, he is not as smart as we thought. He is in way over his head. We are in great peril.

  4. “If you love me…”

    Ten years ago, that was the last thing my ex-wife said just before she went full New Age Hindu.

    I look forward to missing President MilliVanilli in the same way I miss her.

    • I’m sorry, that made me laugh. It reminded me of an old friend in Texas. Three weeks after he was married, his wife joined a church that told members they should only have sex when they were intentionally trying to make a child. They had one kid in 15 years. But he was able to get his PhD in Computer Science.

      Then he divorced her and married a gal 18 years younger than he was and was just about the happiest man I knew.

      barkleypontree.blogspot.com

  5. Simply, utterly pathetic. I bet Putin and all the other world leaders are having a BIG laugh over this weak, narcissistic little dweeb.
    I guess barry will find out when the bill doesn’t pass that America just isn’t that into him.

  6. Well after being somewhat sick I always think what if George Bush had said
    this? I started to use this because I can’t drink and in all the pills I take I
    don’t have one for this fool!

  7. Yet another example of this narcissist spewing his “me” rhetoric ad nauseam.

    Obama is solidifying that the only job this bill is targeted to help is his own. “Help me” not “Help America.”

    – It’s The Economy Stupid –

  8. glad kieth cuts and pastes his qoutes while decrying whitehouse propoganda all the time, maybe he should include the fact that a student yelled ” I love you Barack” which is when Obama responded but who needs context?

    • @terrick
      How does that change the fact that obama is totally self-absorbed. He jumped right on the Love Wagon. You just keep on loving him, Terrick. I don’t. Report me to AttackWatch.