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Quote of the Day

“When I was elected president, I promised to focus like a laser beam on my putting, and I think I’ve achieved that.”

– Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

12 Responses to Quote of the Day

    • You are absolutely correct. No coincidence at all. From what I’ve read about Arab culture, it is a sign of disrespect to show the sole of one’s shoes to another. The person exposing their soles consider onlookers to be beneath them. The scowl on his face only adds to message.

    • Abe looks pissed… As he should.
      Can’t this narcissistic bonehead show a little decorum? Both in his daily actions and his overall demeanor? That is not your furniture, you grinning, smarmy, freeloading bag of feces, it is an Historical Artifact, and belongs to the people of the United States. Get your Goddamn feet off my furniture, get to work, and start achieving what the PEOPLE want, not what your twisted idea of the future should be.

        • I didn’t know that he worked for Reagan. Doesn’t say too much for Pete Souza that he would take this kind of photo. Especially if he suggested the pose. Morals and ethics are in very short supply in D.C.

    • Looks bored out of his gourd?
      Mind must be racing :
      “@#$*, I gotta semble ma posse an git on dat #%@ big plane agin! h#$%@ ! gottago ta hit europe agin ware day #@*$% preciate me…
      Needa finda*#@#& way ta fix doz polls mo betta , an rayz mo $$$..
      shudda gotta a way ta catch a ride wit shelli ,she has all da *%#@ fun…
      Im too @#%# smart and importint ta be sittin wit deez dweedz..
      So @#$%$# hard bein da smartist one in da White cribhouse..
      #@$% !! left ma carpet putter in da uddaroom..
      Realla need ta fire up a kool menthol ..10 minits is too long ta wayt…
      Howbowtta cold beer ? aint enuff starch on ma suit
      Golf? who said golf? ” oh #%@& ! !, false alarm, day sed gulf !
      Is it lunch yet? batroom break? @#%# too much lobster last nite agin..
      Dont I looks cool wit ma feet up?
      Igottit !! I jus say I got me a impotant fone call
      ta make on ma impotant blackberry an send Joe in ma place…te he !
      #$%@ YES I CAN !!! …

  1. They’re weaning BO off the telly but his delivery is sooo slow and deliberate and boring. It’s better than Ambien. He looks down every other word. It’s embarassing. He can’t remember one whole sentence without looking at his notes. He’s obviously too busy to study ahead of time. Why should he? He knows more than any of his advisors.