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Quote of the Day

“So Mr. President, we fixed the scratch on the bottom of the car, but while I was down there I noticed your alignment is off, the timing belt needs to be changed and the bearings are going on the water pump. So that’s going to be $3,500.”

– British auto mechanic

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.

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12 Responses to Quote of the Day

  1. The sad reality is he wouldn’t have a clue what any of those repairs were much less whether $3,500 was a good deal or a rip off. Forget “God Save the Queen”, “God Save the USA”.

  2. Actually that would be a great price. Water pumps and timing belts in that type of car are not cheap.

    I thought the “Beast” was solar powered. Maybe they need to go to wind power. With what a blow hard O’Bama is that thing could travel for days without any refuel.