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Obama Schedule || Thursday, May 26, 2011

4:20 am || Departs London
5:10 am || Arrives Deauville, France
5:45 am || Holds bilateral with Russian President Medvedev
7:00 am || Participates in G-8 meetings
11:45 am || Meets with Japanese Prime Minister Kan
1:30 pm || Attends dinner with G-8 leaders

All times Eastern

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6 Responses to Obama Schedule || Thursday, May 26, 2011

  1. O’bama leads a life of political junkets across the world trying to convince leaders of foreign nations …. that as Citizen of the World, he would like to become General Secretary of the UN … someday, like his friend, Bill Clinton.

    I don’t blame O’bama, I blame Bush I — and his pathetic, anti-Semitic State Department that began the “New World Order” bullshit after the fall of the Soviet Union and Gulf War I.

    Instead of looking out for Number One (thats us), our Presidents take junkets across the world to build some type of fruitcake solidarity with foreign leaders who don’t like the U.S.

    O’bama meets Medvedev … big deal! This Russian Fruitcake is no different from the KGB fruitcake before him and who will, most likely, return to the top spot.

    We need leaders who are AMERICANS, not “Citizens of the World.”

  2. 2:30 pm II Return to Andrews AFB.
    3:30 pm II POTUS return to WH, East Wing.
    4:00 pm II Retreat to WH kitchen (Secret Service asked to stake lookout). Find small cache of 1 twinkies, a Coke and several hard candies FLOTUS forgot to destroy.

    Secret Service: Mr. President, phone call.
    Obama: What? Who?
    Secret Service: President Clinton, Mr. President.
    Obama: WTF. I’ll take it in the kitchen.
    ***
    Obama: Yes, Bill.
    Clinton: Hey, Mr.President. Congrats on the G-8! I-
    Obama: Look Bill I am in the WH kitchen and about to scarf on some gash. If Michelle saw me she wo-
    Clinton: Oh, hell Mr. President. Did you know about the Secret Compartment with the goodies?
    Obama: Secret compartment? Where?
    Clinton: Oh hell, its on the south side of the kitchen, behind the broiler. Have the Chef show you. Pull the broiler aside, and *poof*, Secret Comparmtent full of goodies: Twinkies, snack cakes, ho-ho’s, lubricant.
    Obama: Lubricant? Why on ear-
    Secret Service: Mr. President, FLOTUS now on campus. Should be spring diversion?