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Today’s Quote

OK, ladies and gentlemen, we will now inform the Libyan rebels that we’re going to establish the no fly zone. Everyone please join hands so we can begin the séance.

– President Barack Obama

A note from out attorneys: This is not a real quote.

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5 Responses to Today’s Quote

  1. According to the WH directory, FirstGranny is in charge of all things in the world of spirits. Rumor has it that she was restrained by the SecretService after she tackled MrGingrich while chanting “eye of newt, we need eye of newt”.
    Spoxperson for the WH had no comment.

  2. DRUDGE was reporting this morning that Joan Baez has now pulled out of the Obama Mutual Admiration Society. Matt Damon turned in his card last week, shaking his head and crying crocodile tears. Other Hollywood Leftists have already left … since Mr. Obama “is not left enough.”

    By the time 2012 rolls around, the only band that will play for the Democratic National Convention will be 2LIVECREW or Puff Daddy or some other gangster rap group.

    He could call in Rev. Jeremiah Wright (who plays guitar), and with Louis Farrakkhan on bass and Al Sharpton on drums, put together 3LIVEFOOLS as an opening act. Chris Matthews could MC.