1. Believes simply charging for the first carry on bag will halt flights.
2. Now recognizes he should never have secretly appointed Louis Farrakhan as “Special Adviser on Libya.”
3. Michelle objected after Qaddafi promised to launch “Let’s Move: Libya” program.
4. Figures throwing Libya off the UN Human Rights Council “should do the trick.”
5. Worried about possibility Qaddafi will retaliate by establishing No Fly Zone over Cleveland.
6. Magic Eight Ball keeps coming up with “Reply hazy, try again.”
7. Is waiting until Qaddafi’s Ukrainian nurses can be evacuated to Kiev.
8. Debate is continuing at NATO about whether to include birds in the No Fly Zone.
9. If rebels win, it will be too expensive to transport Qaddafi back to his home planet of Mars.
10. Thinks Libyan crisis can be solved by magic.