If you’re wondering how the White House is going about cutting the budget, well, in case you haven’t heard yet, it’s done WITH A SCALPEL.
Bad people, aka Republicans, want to bludgeon the budget WITH A MACHETE.
Message: Scalpel, good. Machete, bad. OK? Obama good. Paul Ryan bad.
“Let’s use a scalpel, lets’ not use a machete,” said Obama at this morning’s press conference.
He said it, like, seven times.
Only problem is, the American people WANT OBAMA TO USE A MACHETE on the budget.
And a scalpel is for budget cutting weenies.