1. Thank you for lending us the money to throw this beautiful party.
2. Please free Liu Xiaobo. Also, can you pass the poached lobster?
3. Admiral Mullen wants to know if he can meet with General Tso.
4. China is on the rise, but it’s clear you haven’t gotten mouthwash yet.
5. Get your hands off my plate. We don’t share the main courses here.
6. Huuuuuuu are you? Hu Hu. Hu Hu.
7. Bill Clinton wants the email address of your translator.
8. I thought we had a five day grace period before the late payment fee kicks in?
9. Biden wants to know – is it true you have a different word for everything?
10. I love you, Hu Jintao.