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Top Ten Things Obama Said to Hu Jintao at the State Dinner

1. Thank you for lending us the money to throw this beautiful party.

2. Please free Liu Xiaobo. Also, can you pass the poached lobster?

3. Admiral Mullen wants to know if he can meet with General Tso.

4. China is on the rise, but it’s clear you haven’t gotten mouthwash yet.

5. Get your hands off my plate. We don’t share the main courses here.

6. Huuuuuuu are you? Hu Hu. Hu Hu.

7. Bill Clinton wants the email address of your translator.

8. I thought we had a five day grace period before the late payment fee kicks in?

9. Biden wants to know – is it true you have a different word for everything?

10. I love you, Hu Jintao.

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13 Responses to Top Ten Things Obama Said to Hu Jintao at the State Dinner

  1. News reports were that 225 guests were seated, 300 were invited.
    There has to be a reason why so many of Chinese ancestry were invited to this dinner. If the intent was to make the guest of honor feel comfortable, the fact that they were all Americans, not Chinese missed the mark.
    Next we add the elderly ex-politicos, the has-been entertainment actors and the fashion-setters to make an awkward mix for a StateDinner.
    My oh my, strange goings on in DC.

  2. Loved the Gen Tso one! Yes–out loud! Funny. Did he bow? I always want to see the bow. I know he lectured them on proper behavior toward political prisoners.

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