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The Administration’s New Groping Policy

President Obama is the boss of TSA, and so I assume he can put a stop to this if he wants. I’m sure Bush, who originally created all the new layers of bureaucracy to “protect” us, would also have had us all getting naked by radar or getting felt up by the police.

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5 Responses to The Administration’s New Groping Policy

  1. Now, if the TSA gropers were “Hooters” employees, men might not be so inclined to yell “don’t touch my junk”.
    For the women travellers, we could employ some of those fine fellows from “Australian Thunder” to check the female nether regions.
    A small change in personnel would make flying something to look forward to.