As of now, I am in control here, in the White House

FLOTUS GETS TOTUS!!

The President of the United States lent the Teleprompter of the United States to the First Lady of the United States. Apparently the machinery comes with the very same speech on it that Obama gives, you’ll notice – “change takes time,” and “no turning back now,” and so forth. Honestly, sounds a little like one of those great Motown hits.

And, honestly, she’s good. SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE USING THE DAMN THING AS MUCH AS HE DOES.

Once Mr. Obama retires in 2012  or 2016 and can go golfing EVERY DAY, Mrs. Obama will hit the campaign trail, for herself.

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7 Responses to FLOTUS GETS TOTUS!!

  1. A bitter, racist, affirmative action educated and defrocked lawyer whose goal is to defund the food stamp program so that the thugs at SEIU can prop up their membership would make a wonderful elected official from the South-side Chicago area.
    Bitter: finally proud of her country when her husband is elected President.
    Racist: read her college thesis
    Affirmative action educated: ivy league colleges
    Defrocked lawyer: relinquished her bar card for unknown reason
    The FatKidsBehind program she’s pushing Congress to pass would be funded by cutting the FoodStampProgram and allow schools to make the cafeteria ladies full time employees.

  2. Deb is right — MO lecturing us like children is certainly more skillful than BO swinging his head back and forth like he’s watching a tennis match, but it’s no great improvement.

    Srd is partially right. Taking food stamps away from deadbeat parents who despite not working can’t put one decent meal a day together for their kids (the case now in Washington, D.C.) is the Democrats’ way of admitting that being fertile is not enough to be a good parent. Rather than criticize the Welfare Dynasty Familes and stop paying women to pop babies, the Dems simply remove the food stamps from their hands and turn them into meals at schools. It doesn’t solve the underlying problem of cash incentives to have kids you don’t care about, but it avoids the problem of criticizing members of the voting underclass.

    I’m still intrigued as to why MO is going to meet with prositutes in India. What social initiative does this herald in the U.S.? Prostitutes helping to harvest the garden and giving the garden kids some career tips? I really wonder what is behind this India event — can’t believe it’s just because an NGO (?) invited her.