The Washington Post appears to have hacked into the gift registry for Saturday’s wedding between formerObama OMB Director Peter Orszag and ABC News Hottie – and serious journalist, I’m certain – Bianna Golodryga, and found that SOME ITEMS HAVE NOT YET BEEN PURCHASED by the rude guests.
Their wish list won’t be complete without eight cereal bowls ($74 each), eight soup bowls ($77 each), eight charger plates ($135 each), two Sonicare FlexCare UV toothbrushes ($215 each) and an Oxo “Good Grips” salad spinner ($29.99). Oh wait — they want two salad spinners. Living large!
Is it any wonder why Orszag NEVER PUT THE U.S. ON AN AUSTERITY PLAN and we are continuing under Obama to rack up trillions in debt? Can someone who eats Cap’n Crunch out of a $74 bowl really know much about austerity?
Awww, and two salad spinners. I can just picture them standing side by side, sipping some chenin blanc, and spinning their individual salads together. The 21st century notion of romance.
I do support the $200 toothbrush though, but only for Bianna. Because she looks like this: